August Hahn

[August Hahn @august_hahn]

@RiceBaseball Will yall be doing 713 nights this season?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert Duvall has sadly passed away at the age of 95.

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

Ok, first off, a Tiger…swimming in the ocean?

Tigers don’t even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends.

You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

RIP to the Sundance Kid

[Zy @ZyMazza]

The existence of karmic debt implies the existence of karmic credit and karmic default swaps

[ScreenTime @screentime]

‘THE OTHER GUYS’ was released 15 years ago today

“Aim for the bushes”

[August Hahn @august_hahn]

game show idea where contestants see a tweet from their “for you” page for a millisecond and the winner has to find it first

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car

[Chandler @_chandler_____]

These are the uniforms Hines Ward wore when Bane blew up Gotham’s football field

[August Hahn @august_hahn]

@DaxDathe @RamsASUbaseball @LSUbaseball @LSUCoachJ BOOM! Congrats!!

[Henry White @HMBWhite]

Here are the isolated vocals to the end of God Only Knows. Brian Wilson wrote and produced this at 23 years old

[August Hahn @august_hahn]

First we outsourced our memory, then we outsourced our thinking

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

happy mothers day to all the ipads

[August Hahn @august_hahn]

https://t.co/qKXEOZelm2

[DodgersMuse @LADodgersMuse]

Shohei met with the president in the Oval Office

[August Hahn @august_hahn]

The 2024 Los Angeles Dodgers

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

*TRUMP: JAPAN IS SENDING TOP TEAM TO NEGOTIATE

[August Hahn @august_hahn]

Forgot I had misspelled my name in the Taco Bell app with a “y” instead of a “t” until I had to shamefully accept my order at the drive thru window

[August Hahn @august_hahn]

I want it to be impossible to prefer one of my 5 star rated movies over another.

[August Hahn @august_hahn]

@sagginandbaggin I’d be upset if he didn’t put up 40+ against one of the worst pass defenses. Good luck rest of the season tho!

[August Hahn @august_hahn]

@CameronphoL Also Patrick Layne in 2018

[August Hahn @august_hahn]

@CameronphoL Let em know cam