auggie

you won’t understand half of my tweets and that is okay

[auggie @august_zett]

jackboy party box balls dropping abilene texas smashup lg and sharky flame away

[auggie @august_zett]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

a 13 year old with a twitter is crazy

[trash jones @jzux]

what’s the opposite of the zoomies. that’s what i have

[auggie @august_zett]

@thathannahbeth @SinnersHardin who?

[auggie @august_zett]

the masculine urge to itch

[You Are Home @youarehome]

where do the bubbles go?

[auggie @august_zett]

it’s not even 9am and i was just threatened with jail time

[auggie @august_zett]

@pknuckss that’s an interesting idea! i was thinking brunch and a couple of mimosas🥰

[auggie @august_zett]

i got a full 8 hours of sleep and idk how to act

[auggie @august_zett]

should i say it again

[auggie @august_zett]

it’s not biden’s fault that you have bad gas mileage🤭

[auggie @august_zett]

my professor said “big kahuna” 4 times today

[auggie @august_zett]

vacuuming my room for the first time in months
*not clickbait*

[auggie @august_zett]

heather said i look poggers today

[auggie @august_zett]

@pknuckss because i’m fat and shopping for jeans :(

[auggie @august_zett]

i’m out jean shopping y’all say a quick prayer for my mental health💜

[auggie @august_zett]

i just found this out again😭

[auggie @august_zett]

just found out Betty White died😢

[auggie @august_zett]

wake, pray, slay… bone apple tit

[puff @rishipuff]

abolish the five day work week please i need to do my dishes

[auggie @august_zett]

why is there a whole spiderman culture in abilene

[auggie @august_zett]

i am 22 years old and i still couldn’t tell you what an adverb is