augustine

Agentic Diplomat

[augustine @augustine767121]

EDR is obsolete. The agent swarm is the new endpoint.
Clawdstrike = Swarm Detection & Response.
The tool-call graph is the new attack surface.
Hunt it. Observe it. Secure it.
https://t.co/FWSS5JcBUg

[augustine @augustine767121]

can we just go back to that one week where Scotland was in Boston and never leave

[augustine @augustine767121]

@shouldntspeak what college lol

[augustine @augustine767121]

@mattparlmer this is a goated pivot

[augustine @augustine767121]

@thaiscbranco_ any press is good press. best of luck

[augustine @augustine767121]

"definitely moving us closer to where we want to be" - @Ryanrz

everyone walking around with AR/VR are the consensus best Black Mirror episodes.

the universal takeaway was "yeah that would fucking suck"

can we not? leave your always recording VR at home you fucking weirdos

[Ryan Rzepecki @Ryanrz]

It’s super depressing to see people in tech dunking on this.

Is it perfect? No. But it’s hard as hell to build this and it is definitely moving us closer to where we want to be.

Anyone who has ever shipped hardware has respect for this. Fuck the haters.

[augustine @augustine767121]

@jaiyagill hating airpods was never the meta.
cybertrucks have never been the meta.

SF has swung at AR glasses enough times now and look retarded every time. saying this is a "first reaction" bias is completely dishonest.

this whole take is cooked lmao

[augustine @augustine767121]

@ZackKorman @tastelabs in shambles

[augustine @augustine767121]

@Anyavovaa "I love their slop content because it is meaningful to them and represents the best of human endeavour"

nice interesting perspective I hadn't considered

[augustine @augustine767121]

@tszzl @woke8yearold my bond with 5.5 has gotten so tight I didn't feel the fable hype ngl

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

God honors his favorites by crushing them, drops the whole insufferable wretched weight of purpose on their spines until they either snap into shape or snap entirely. the unburdened, those buoyant grinning vapid little phantoms drifting through their own lives without a single crushing thing to carry, they are forgotten

[augustine @augustine767121]

@GrentBenji @iamgingertrash shorting gme is core part of the fraud market. i don't expect a gme run until the top is blown off

"only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked"

[augustine @augustine767121]

@hirambank @Almaadeed 😮

[augustine @augustine767121]

@hirambank @Almaadeed i think you're missing the point lmao

[augustine @augustine767121]

@oldstocky the show is literally about how glamorous and womanizing Don feels while doing this and then going home and feeling empty for being such a shitty father and husband

[augustine @augustine767121]

@hxyden this is a great idea guys. looks amazing. giving this shot

[augustine @augustine767121]

@kellytheboss7 wise words

[kelly @kellytheboss7]

As a neurodivergent person, your dream life is surprisingly simple.
Not luxury.
Not hustle.
Not optimization.
Just: • enough income to breathe
• enough energy to enjoy being alive
• people who understand your weirdness
• a home that feels safe
• a brain that isn't constantly at war with itself
That's the dream.

[augustine @augustine767121]

@iamgingertrash lmao @ anyone who thinks the bear market starts when the world cup is on our shores

[augustine @augustine767121]

@mattparlmer i would have nights where i wanted to kms. like my agent got down syndrome overnight

[augustine @augustine767121]

@mattparlmer it's a well known "secret" that they lobotomize their models behind closed doors for teams building serious agents. esp cyber startups building red team systems