Michael Augustine

woe to him who seeks to please rather than to appall

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

this is the only substack i've ever written, and as far as I know only three people have ever read it

https://t.co/lWOnotemZ7

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

@DirkDaknife @BowTiedRanger the business owners, CEO, and cops involved are all church members

police raided a kid's house under a pretext the police knew was bogus, purely to intimidate/retaliate

the story is about church members using informal influence to weaponize the police

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

@anon_opin depending on the country, buying a watch in the airport can save you several thousand dollars

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

@mattforney i don't play indian flags on https://t.co/1NDDSFMt9T as most of them cheat

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

@CSandbatch I'm sure the middle of the normal distribution seems like a mountain from where you're sitting

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

indians love drinking out of the airport bathroom sink for some reason

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

why do all black people have handicap parking

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

@st_louis_stan it can actually all be reduced to older men viewing young men as their competition--for mates yes, but also status, promotions, etc

and most boomers are not actually sleeping with them, because the women know exactly what is happening and are managing it

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

@vers_laLune this is true but extend it to wall street

nobody at the major banks are doing anything remotely important

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

@BonesawMD been saying literally since chatgpt came out that LLMs are amazing search tools but not much more (for now)

it does also help people with minimal coding experience actual write functional, but basic, software

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

@NatPurser that argument falls flat because everybody knows the corporate world is fake and a gay

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

is this where weaves come from

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Peruvian long haired guinea pig

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

I'd bet testosterone would solve about 90% of male depression yet for some reason the doctor wants to
put you on an SSRI that kills libido

curious

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

@lymanstoneky please enlighten us with both what is causing and how to solve fertility decline

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

@adamemedia1 the best argument for fuentes being controlled by some outside influence is that he regularly takes completely incongruous positions when it matters most

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

@BonesawMD TBH i've never been able to get proper chest activation on BB

no matter what I try to do it becomes an arms and shoulder workout, whereas dumbbells and even pushups i feel in my chest

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

boarding a flight and the guy in front of me asks the very clearly deeply chinese guy if he's the air marshall

funniest thing i've heard in a while

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

@VERYKOOLLUKEY silver is one of the only thing that looks reasonably priced right now

https://t.co/xWViAkQPQy

[Michael Augustine @augustine_mike]

@miltonappl3 what the fuck are you talking about