Augustopus

augustus. emperor of the cephalopoda. howler. PCC student. it's all good.

[Ken?? @CourierKen]

God I can't wait for 2016 to end

[Augustopus @augustopus]

PICK UP THE JAR. #ouruntildawn

[Augustopus @augustopus]

playing #untildawn w @candysody_pop and I'll be keeping y'all updated

[Augustopus @augustopus]

Day 4 of shit sleep.
O slumber with thy heavy arms and bosom burial black, embrace me now with hastened vows, and at dawn pray send me back.

[Augustopus @augustopus]

'being an adukt' is just appointments and driving this is ridiculous. I want a refund.

[Augustopus @augustopus]

watching #TheMartian makes your 24 hours of travel seem p easy.

[Augustopus @augustopus]

the gd Delta safety code has the Doge meme. I love traveling.

[Augustopus @augustopus]

a cute old Spanish couple is asking me how to use their iPhone. I have to Google how on my Android 😂😂

[Augustopus @augustopus]

@Delta SO to your flight crews for being so tolerant of the unreasonably angry suburban moms.

[Augustopus @augustopus]

dear everyone, being ahead in the line doesn't make you superior. were all getting on the same damn plane. it's okay.

[Elisabet @Lizzie_Lizz08]

@SonsOfAres_ @Pierce_Brown @suvudu poll is officially closed on the West Coast! We won!!!!!

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Pray for me.

[Augustopus @augustopus]

finished #MorningStar last night. the book hangover is too real. send help.

[Augustopus @augustopus]

Listen @Pierce_Brown, I could accept Pax. I could accept Trigg. I could accept Tactus. But Ragnar was too damn far. #morningstarspoilers

[Augustopus @augustopus]

this lovely Robin keeps bashing his head against the window. he thinks it's a competitor. I fucking love birds.