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[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

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season 2 of squid game was awful

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@iamapokeMOM 7975917703827133

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@PurpleFeebas 7975917703827133

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I liked this bluntslide #trueskate

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@scrambldtogepi zubat… but I still dont have it smh

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how the fuck Billie Eillish add 113 million people to her close friends😂

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@SouthlandPost that oozing sound crazy

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@JoeFash0 the bike wtf🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Narsengan_ @UglyGod quit buggin we could all use extra money no one gives a fuck bout ur chick fr

[YOUNG MINOR THREAT @GERMJEEZUS]

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@1KDaygo I get it ya that’s fucked up! but the fact is that only further divides people when we needa try to come together fr..

[orion @orionvanessa]

less is more

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Crazy throwback of Mac Miller freestyling on a school bus 🗣

https://t.co/9n80LcKuHl

[LOVE WITHOUT CONDITIONS OUT NOW ! @ZOMBIEJuicee]

Dirty elevator music

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@Calebharmond3 exacary

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sneaky russians

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WHATTTT😕

[CNN @CNN]

Minnesota police arrest CNN reporter and camera crew as they report from protests in Minneapolis https://t.co/oZdqBti776

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@Calebharmond3 mind ur business

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