Steve Evans, Still Deaf, Still not Dumb

Kids man, they're the best! I watch people and read everything ( bc...umm...I can't hear). No DM's. Thx

[Steve Evans, Still Deaf, Still not Dumb @aulddawg75]

@votevets 'A country's greatest resource is not oil, it's not gold, it's not metals nor minerals mined from the earth. A country's greatest resource is its citizens. Investing in their health and education results in treasures that can't be measured by statistics.'

-me

[Kat @TorontoBlonde]

I must ask for prayers. Long story short, my cancer is not curable with chemo or radiation. Next we will decide what to do if anything.
The other cancer, I'm not sure exactly what will happen. It depends on what the tests are showing.
Your prayers are so meaningful to me.
🙏🙏💕

[THE Q STORM @e3z9b_qI1ytkw]

🚨BREAKING🚨: A police officer in Phoenix has rented out an ENTIRE 144-SEAT MOVIE THEATER for over 100 middle schoolers after their end-of-year field trip fell through, so they could see Toy Story 5.

When they got there, he realized many couldn't afford popcorn or drinks...

..so he bought EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM popcorn, candy, and a drink too.

His name is Sean Reavies,

For many kids, it was their first time ever inside of a movie theater in their lives.

When the kids asked how they could pay him back, he told them:

"As you get older in life, help other people. As a payback to me. Would you do that? That's all I ask of you."

MORE OF THIS!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Steve Evans, Still Deaf, Still not Dumb @aulddawg75]

Hey @topeleven , clicking ads is bullshit. Some are too long but the most annoying are the ones that log me out after watching!

Fix it!

[Steve Evans, Still Deaf, Still not Dumb @aulddawg75]

@NBAPR @NBA @NBASummerLeague @utahjazz @warriors @SacramentoKings Ermmm...

[I'MYOURHUCKLEBERRY @PLSgetserious]

Someone is leaking the SCOTUS decisions to the WH before they're released to the public.

There's a reason we have the Postmaster General suddenly talking about post marks and how mail might be delayed before it's post marked.

You mark my words. We are going to see mail held up and not post marked, until after the election in key races. They have already worked out how to cheat this decision.

Do not drop your vote in a pickup box. Take it into the post office wait in line and make them post mark it in front of you.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Man helps family of mallard ducks

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

On March 26, 2026, during a debate on violence against women in Germany’s Bundestag, left-wing MP Kathrin Gebel was repeatedly interrupted by AfD MP Martin Reichardt. She responded:

“Mr. Reichardt, the clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, and you’re still more sensitive. That’s quite an achievement.”

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

OOF: The plaintiffs who unsuccessfully sued trying to stop Trump from renovating the Reflecting Pool have just uncorked a scathing update to the judge

"This is the foreseeable result of defendants’ decision to bypass the consultative process required by law and which must occur before the government can alter our nation’s most sacred spaces"

"It should go without saying, Congress required agencies to consult with experts and public before making changes to historic properties for a reason. The public is now witnessing what happens when, instead, agencies barrel ahead with ill-conceived plans in a hasty manner to meet an arbitrary deadline imposed by the White House"

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Sharing this again because some folks missed the joke at line #2.

[Covie @covie_93]

Why couldn't trump just watch the NBA finals on TV at the White House like he did the Jan. 6 insurrection???

[Steve Evans, Still Deaf, Still not Dumb @aulddawg75]

This and the replies...😭

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

It’s so hard, but the thing my dad did for me was that he never let me go. As much as I tired to run I always knew he was waiting. And I know I tortured him. It still makes me cry to think about what I put him through. But I came back. And he was where he always was waiting to love me.

[Steve Evans, Still Deaf, Still not Dumb @aulddawg75]

@hicasamadim 72
2x2 then double = 8
5x5 then double = 50
6x6 then double= 72

[Roger Parloff @rparloff]

Highly informative (gift) article, by @alanfeuer about grand jury misconduct by Trump DOJ, including the Broadview case but also a case in Wyoming I hadn't known about ...
1/5
https://t.co/GluhibriP6

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A gynecologist was having a midlife crisis and decided to leave the medical profession to become an auto mechanic.

He went to an auto mechanic school, studied hard and eventually it was time for the final exam.

He was amazed when the exam was returned with a grade of 200 and is amazed and said, “I thought the highest you could score on the test was 100."

"It is, normally,” the instructor replied.
“But I gave you 50 for taking the engine apart correctly, 50 for putting it back together correctly and the extra 100 for doing it through the muffler.”

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

4 beer company CEOs walked into a bar
The CEO of Budweiser ordered a Bud Light.

The CEO of Miller ordered a Miller Light.

The CEO of Coors ordered a Coors Light.

The CEO of Guinness ordered a Coke.

The first three asked the CEO of Guinness why he didn't order a Guinness, to which he replied:

"I figured if you 3 weren't ordering beer it would be rude for me to."

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Entirely sincere question: has anyone seen a mafia movie in which a mobster orders a murder by saying "86 'em"?

[Steve Evans, Still Deaf, Still not Dumb @aulddawg75]

@hovah76 Last I checked, basketball is a team game. 🤔

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Trump said Friday that the Strait of Hormuz situation was "over." It very obviously wasn't.

Trump said Friday that Iran agreed "to never close the Strait of Hormuz again.” The next day, Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz again.

Trump said yesterday that Vance isn't going to Pakistan for the talks. Officials quickly said Vance is going to Pakistan for the talks.

Trump said this morning that Vance had left and would be there tonight Islamabad time. Officials quickly said Vance is actually leaving tomorrow.

Trump said Iran has no military anymore and that "everything's gone." Iran continues to have a military with destructive capabilities.

Trump said the pope issued a statement saying Iran can have a nuclear weapon. That never happened.  

Trump said nobody expected Iran to retaliate against Gulf countries. That was widely expected.

Trump said the only planes the US has really lost in the war have been to friendly fire. He said this at the same event at which he had spoken at length about what happened after Iran shot down a US plane.

Story on the president's ever-growing number of false claims on big and small
matters related to the war – and his triumphant claims about supposed Iranian concessions that we just can't assume are based in reality: https://t.co/cmbHv302aR

[Acyn @Acyn]

Buttigieg: Some people say there’s nothing you can do about it unless you have a constitutional amendment. Well, guess what? If that’s true, we ought to have a constitutional amendment.

Remember, that didn’t used to be considered impossible. We’ve had about 30 of them. Some of the things we take for granted as core to the Constitution—it’s right in there, the First Amendment, the Second Amendment—the word “amendment” means it wasn’t even in the original text. Amendments have always been a critically important part of how our Constitution is supposed to work. We just forgot about it.

We amended our Constitution for prohibition. We changed our Constitution so you couldn’t have a beer. And then we thought that’s a bad idea, and we changed it back. Don’t tell me we can’t change the Constitution to get money out of politics.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

🤣🤣🤣

THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s
only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$90,000.” ;
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re
asking $980,000 for it.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you
really want.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is.....
🤣🤣🤣