Aulden Juan-Cragg

Food/wine critic, PSD (Political Strategy Dad) and commenateur deluxe. "Aggrocentrist". Words in @BazakeMedia @guardian @Countrylifemag
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[BAZAKE @BazakeMedia]

BAZAKE's @auldenjc talks about his humiliation at being duped by a fake Volodymyr Zelenskyy - and how the trolls will pay a hefty price.

https://t.co/eYva6bD7tC

[Aulden Juan-Cragg @auldenjc]

A very funny couple of chaps. I once suggested to Jonathan that he and Ricky collaborate, he assured me he'd emailed several prospective ideas over. So far without reply. Come on, Ricky! Think of the potential!

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

.@rickygervais in training for next years globes.

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Sent from an MP friend, who requested anonymity from fear of being dogpiled. Thankfully I couldn't care less. Top memeage.

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@Dylanjibmonkey @quickdavid123 @EmmaKennedy @nickmurftweets @MelissaCole Congrats on being my first mute. Give the void my regards.

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I remember @EmmaKennedy doing this before a screening of Notting Hill, way back in the day. Absolutely humiliating. People just stared, silently.

[Kat Wood @katruthwood]

I’m at the AMC cinema waiting for Lost City. The projector is broken, they’ve been working to fix it for 30 minutes. A woman in the audience has decided to get up, go to the front and try out her stand up comedy on us. It’s not good. I just… 🤦‍♀️

[Aulden Juan-Cragg @auldenjc]

@Dylanjibmonkey @quickdavid123 @EmmaKennedy @nickmurftweets @MelissaCole Dylan, please. It's unedifying. Stop, for the sake of your dignity.

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@Dylanjibmonkey @quickdavid123 @EmmaKennedy @nickmurftweets @MelissaCole Come along now, Dylan. Know when you're beaten.

[Aulden Juan-Cragg @auldenjc]

Not sure how I've ended up following the disgusting Hawksmoor chain of restaurants. Chewing their beef is like sinking your teeth into a grandmothers buttock.

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@quickdavid123 @EmmaKennedy @nickmurftweets @MelissaCole Excuse you, but no.

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It pains me to say this but... JK Rowling must surely have her assets frozen now? I'd bet my bottom dollar that liberals would be calling for that if Putin had given someone like Nigel Farage such a "shout out".

[Aulden Juan-Cragg @auldenjc]

Looking at an old calendar and was reminded of the Easter I spent with Richard & Judy. They served rabbit pie and roast veg. Youngest pitched something of a fit when she learned what she was eating, then Judy strangled one right there and then to prove they don't suffer.

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@MartinCBarry Sorry, had a little trouble reading your tweet because of the glare coming from your head.

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There's no reason to be so rude! I didn't realise it would be quite so raw an experience for you after quite so long.

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@RobertFifoot @StefGotBooted That so, hard man? I've reported your tweet for being threatening.

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Well, I suppose I do in fact owe you an apology. Sorry about that. As Giles said, it was something of a wild weekend.

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@nickmurftweets @JaneSlavin @MelissaCole @EmmaKennedy Well, if this is how you choose to take your victory lap that's fine.

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My son just casually informed me that he's "joker pilled" - which apparently does not mean he's using drugs. Baffling terminology.

[Aulden Juan-Cragg @auldenjc]

@EmmaKennedy Same to you, and my most sincere apologies.

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@Dylanjibmonkey @EmmaKennedy Don't be so hard on yourself, the internet can be tricky.

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I had to turn this down due to personal reasons, but should be an interesting evening. Much recommended.

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@SiBRenouf @nickmurftweets @EmmaKennedy Oh, this is rich. You're the one sending the emails presumably? Not quite so tough with your face on your profile. A sad shame.

[Aulden Juan-Cragg @auldenjc]

Oh my!

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Well, that didn't take long!

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@Chrishollands4 @IanMatthew82 @EmmaKennedy Reported.