We were on a break

[We were on a break @auldleroy]

@ThistlePc @_Darth_Kane @SecretCicero Blatantly lying I would say.

[We were on a break @auldleroy]

@SecretCicero Has this ‘ranker’ not heard of duty of candour? If this was a PC they’d be on a charge for lying.

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Pleased be advised that there is currently a hosepipe ban in the Greater Sandford Area

Anyone seen purchasing, holding, moving or using a hosepipe will be tasered and arrested

Thank you for your cooperation

[Humble Flow @HumbleFlow]

Just 100 years ago, kids ran barefoot through fields, climbed trees, and came home at sunset covered in dirt and joy

Now they’re inside all day on tablets, diagnosed with 3 disorders by age 8, and afraid of steak

WTF happened

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Didn't drop the ball.
Didn't drop the drink.
Didn't drop the baby.
The baby didn't drop the bottle.

Legendary!

[Rubi ☀️ @rubidoooos]

Never liked whiskey but after this I have to drink it 😱🫣

[ScotsPolFed @ScotsPolFed]

Iain Gray, Chair of the West Area of the Scottish Police Federation, reacts to today's speech from the Cabinet Secretary Angela Constance @AConstance23 at #SPFConf2025 #SPFRelentless

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Donald absolutely 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 this portrait of him. You know what to do folks

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Kemi Badenoch criticises people getting British passports when arriving in the UK

Just like she did

When her mother flew from Nigeria to the UK, give birth, and then fly back to Nigeria, where she grew up till the age of 16

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

A reminder Power of Attorney is arguably more important than a will, and more urgent.

Just had a call on @thismorning from an older lady asking about moving bills into her name from her husbands, who she's caring for as he has early stage dementia.

Yet she hadn't yet done Power of Attorney. This is by far the more urgent consideration. Get it done while someone has the capacity to sign it. Then if and when they lose their faculties, the transition so you can look after their finances (and health and welfare) for them is relatively easy.

If not, leave it too late, and the money may be locked away unless you got to the Court of Protection which is often and expensive and time consuming nightmare.

Better still get a PoA when young. I did mine before I was 40. It is in place, so that if I lose my faculties in the future at that point (not before) someone can take over.

[1919 Magazine @1919_mag]

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[Grodeck becomes Esprit @GrodeckW]

@0Calamity This one? (I thing it's from during the campaign).

[Lou Perez @LouPerez]

James Bond has a license to kill hate speech. 🇬🇧

[Baker343 @BakerFPL343]

Never deleting this app

[ASPS @ScotPoliceSupts]

"In an interview with Police Oracle, Chicago Police Department's top officer Larry Snelling discusses the importance of putting officer welfare at the forefront of departmental plans" https://t.co/xltR7Zy6Sd

[ScotsPolFed @ScotsPolFed]

During their careers, each police officer is likely to encounter between 400 to 600 traumatic events. Most citizens will experience between three or four in their lifetime. https://t.co/IsJxbBiu6d

[We were on a break @auldleroy]

@punksville999 @ScotsPolFed It is not just circulated on social media, all circulars are posted on the SPF website, and emailed to members who have signed up for updates and weekly notifications.

Go on the website and sign up if you have not done this.

https://t.co/qxmxsWnxWe

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

As Janey Godley has her funeral, here is her roasting Michelle Mone.

😂

[We were on a break @auldleroy]

@KiloPapaD11 @DogDetectiveWag @ScotsPolFed I think we missread what DingoDoggy said. I’m sure they meant to say good effort for folk turning up in their own time to fight for what we are entitled to.

[ScotsPolFed @ScotsPolFed]

Chair David Threadgold: “Nobody else does what we do. We see things and we do things that the rest of the public just don’t... and that has to be reflected as an element of our pay claim”. 5.5% is a fair pay claim. https://t.co/3Ai1MC4g5G #NoStrikeFairPay