“they probably kissing in there imma have to forgive him again” melanie girl…you really have to be careful around women who are this male centered and lack respect for themselves it’s #scary
“and if these gay yearning little bottom eyes didn’t have a big sexy russian to feast upon, my performance wouldn’t be as good. so to the honorary canadian connor storrie i share this award to you.” MY FUCKING FOOD
if Shane did this to Ilya, Ilya would crash out. if Ilya did this to Shane, Shane wouldn't even notice at first and then he wouldn't care and then Ilya would crash out. Ilya meltdown either way