Omit

somewhere between the lame and wtf

[Omit @aumeets]

@buldakcarrrbo You mean mudi ji?

[Omit @aumeets]

@Outrowhitewings Is that shaving foam or sunscreen that I see there 😳

[Omit @aumeets]

Aaj jab 5 minute pehele khada hu this train is LATE.

[Omit @aumeets]

I will be the first mf to not catch his train 2 days straight because harbour line is running trains before time. Fuck you harbour line.

[Sector Man @SectorManwmpp]

They will Do it.

[The DeshBhakt 🇮🇳 Akash Banerjee @TheDeshBhakt]

I will do it today
I will bring Vikas
I will do it in 50 days
I am non-biological
I have 56 inch chest
I will do it in 5 years max
I will build 100 Smart Cities
I will Double Farmer Income
I will do it by 2022 / 24 / 26
I will make $5 Trillion Economy
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WE WILL DO IT…BY 2047

[Omit @aumeets]

@agNavya Wow. Now we know what Shrek must smell like

[Omit @aumeets]

That joke of ki aisa kyu lagta ki office me mujhe koi pakad lega feels so real

[Omit @aumeets]

I wish gujjus were as big on ethics as big they are on garba 🥴

[India Plus @india_plus_]

🚨 Ahmedabad Gen Z is getting IV drip therapy before Navratri.

Both men and women are taking it for glow and energy.

Cost: Rs 12,000 to Rs 15,000 for 3 sessions.

Clinics fully booked.

[Omit @aumeets]

@syqydga Yop

[Omit @aumeets]

Wow I'm old. This shit feels like eternity ago. And yes vectors can fuck right off.

[tyto (in hell era) @tytocyto]

i fucking hate the i-j-k notation for vectors like Genuinely fuck off

[Omit @aumeets]

@trishaatrishaiq Now that's the kinda delusion I can get behind

[Omit @aumeets]

Why is it so difficult to be fit. What do you mean I won't get abs just goofing around all day?

[Omit @aumeets]

@nadikapahad Well, it is ture. And I'm not doxing meself publically on twitter 🥴

[Omit @aumeets]

@nadikapahad No wayy 😭

I'm also from... Well not exactly Nagpur but..

Check your DMs lol

[Omit @aumeets]

@nadikapahad @montana9_ Hang on, you're not in/from Mumbai? @nadikapahad 😳

[Omit @aumeets]

@nadikapahad @montana9_ Holding it tight 😌

[Omit @aumeets]

@nadikapahad @montana9_ Proposing on the timeline is a lot. At least slide into the DMs with it 💍

[Omit @aumeets]

https://t.co/6HlaqWNg6q

Makes my blood boil stuff like this

[Omit @aumeets]

@rish_jpg womp womp daddy going