aunighaffar

[aunighaffar @aunighaffar]

10 minit kemudian..

Me: Muiz tlg sikat rambut tuu.

Muiz masuk bilik and keluar balik.

Me: Muiz dh sikat rambut?
Muiz: Eh lupa. *sambil masuk bilik
Me: 😑😑

[aunighaffar @aunighaffar]

Muiz: Umi, Muiz nak makan boleh?
Me: Sila². Umi masak ikan masak merah dan ayam popcorn. Tapi ikan tu, umi tak pastila muiz suka atau tak.

Muiz: Tahap kesedapan 100%, tahap kepedasan 0%. Sedap la umi masak.

Cair hati makcik ni muiz oiii

[aunighaffar @aunighaffar]

Speechless bila tiba² manager inform suruh masuk office esok 🥲

Tapi esok saya cuti, 30hb saya ada exam boss mcm mana?

[Azeem Syuk @AzeemSyuk]

Apa beza Resume - CV - Portfolio?

Resume:
• 1 - 2 muka surat
• Info lebih ringkas
• Hanya letak pengalaman dan skills yang relevan
• Achievements ditekankan
• Lebih famous di Malaysia

[Adyp @adyppp]

"Korean-language Netflix exclusive international distribution programming"

A
•Abyss (TV series)
•Alchemy of Souls
•Arthdal Chronicles

B
•Bad Guys 2
•Behind Every Star
•Behind Your Touch
•Black
•Bulgasal: Immortal Souls
•Business Proposal
C
•Café Minamdang
•Chief of Staff
•Chocolate
•Crash Course in Romance
•Crash Landing on You
D
•Designated Survivor: 60 Days
•The Devil Judge
•Divorce Attorney Shin
•Do Do Sol Sol La La Sol
•Doctor Cha
E
•Extraordinary Attorney Woo
F
•Forecasting Love and Weather
G
•Green Mothers' Club
H
•Hello, Me!
•Hi Bye, Mama!
•Hometown Cha-Cha-Cha
•Hospital Playlist
•Hyena
•The Hymn of Death
I
•Inspector Koo
•The Interest of Love
•It's Okay to Not Be Okay
•Itaewon Class
K
•King the Land
•The King: Eternal Monarch
•The King's Affection
•A Korean Odyssey
L
•Law School
•The Lies Within
•Life
•Little Women
•Live
•Love
•A Love So Beautiful
•Lovestruck in the City
M
•Mad for Each Other
•Man to Man
•Memories of the Alhambra
•Mine
•Mr. Sunshine
•My Liberation Notes
•Mystic Pop-up Bar
N
•Navillera
•Nevertheless
O
•Once Upon a Small Town
•One Spring Night
•Our Beloved Summer
•Our Blues
P
•Possessed
•Prison Playbook
•Private Lives
R
•Racket Boys
•Record of Youth
•Reflection of You
•Romance Is a Bonus Book
•Rookie Historian Goo Hae-ryung
•Rugal
•Run On
S
•Sisyphus: The Myth
•The Sound of Your Heart
•Start-Up
•Stranger

T
•Thirty-Nine
•Tomorrow
•Trolley
•Twenty-Five Twenty-One
U
•The Uncanny Counter
V
•Vagabond
•Vincenzo
W
•Was It Love?
•Welcome to Wedding Hell
•When the Camellia Blooms
Y
•You Are My Spring

[Usop hensem 🍥 @corrupted_me]

My weekend schedule 20 years ago;

8am - pingu
8:30am - looney tunes
9am - sailormoon
9:30am - dragonball
11am - ultraman dyna
12pm - spongebob

Pukul 2pm - 5pm nicklodeon tv9

6:30pm - ultraman gaia
7pm - shinchan
7:30pm - doraemon

😆😆😆😭

[Emelia🌙 @Emelia8z0]

Professor : You are a Muslim, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

[aunighaffar @aunighaffar]

@stargugu_ Ye weh, aku ni dh la gaji awai pastu half pulak tu. Brp kali dh kena cpr

[aunighaffar @aunighaffar]

Dulu "jammy" skrg "sardin" 😂

[aunighaffar @aunighaffar]

Aduhhh tak mantap la lrt nii 🥲

[aunighaffar @aunighaffar]

@stargugu_ Sakitnyaa hati tgok dia buat mcm tu dkt baby. Wehh babyy wehhh

[aunighaffar @aunighaffar]

Emosiinya tengok video ni pagi² 😭😭

[Ahmad Faezal @AhmadFaezal4]

Kelicikan Berkarya Korea Yang Penting Kita Kena Tahu

Saya dah cerita pasal kisah Olimpik di sebalik #TheGoodBadMother. Harini saya nak cerita pasal #DoctorCha pula. Sebab saya tertarik dengan plot story dia.

Simple gila: suri rumah 20 tahun cuba nasib semula untuk jadi doktor.

[aunighaffar @aunighaffar]

Ada tak sesiapa nak bagi hadiah ni dekat saya?

[aunighaffar @aunighaffar]

Me: kenapa dari tadi i tunggu notification from grab takde pun?? (Usually bila grab sampai, kita akan dpt noti)

Dia senyap.
Grab: salah system la pening. *bebel pasal grab pulak.

Kesimpulan, kau mmg aku kasi 1 star jela. First time grab tak dpt 5 star from me. End

[aunighaffar @aunighaffar]

Hari ni pergi buat medical checkup.
Inhouse clinic > hospital (xray) > inhouse clinic

Disebabkan hari ni super malas utk drive, so kita naik lrt and grab jela.

1st grab okay
2nd grab sangat okay
3rd grab eyy nak marah tapi kena sabar

[aunighaffar @aunighaffar]

Grab: NO, u pin at WRONG location!

Aku ni check balik, betul dh gate 3 tower x. Mmg dh tu apa yg grab auto keluar. Gate 1 ke gate 2 ke gate 3 ke. And i pin at gate 3.

And grab driver duk bebel sepanjang jalan salahkan aku. Sabar jap tarik nafas dalam²