Aunix

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

this month has felt like being awake during surgery

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Toronto’s crack smoking mayor

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Palestinian goalkeeper Salim Al-Ashqar has been killed by Israeli forces in Gaza

[bonﹺ @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[emi @vxmpcore_]

maybe ur cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Ochai Latte @nasimali]

me normally: this country is prohibitively expensive and only gets away with being perceived as good because we have the hitler country right next door

me during international sporting competitions:

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

why do people in toronto walk like they’ve never even considered there could be someone behind them

[haf @slickomode]

the curse of telling ur friends about the guy ur seeing never fails #embarassing

[shay᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 @yappingbambix]

at the end of the day a golden retriever is still a DOG.

[Airika👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾 @velvetveilll]

I’m so pro abortion I forget people wanna keep the baby sometimes😂😂😂😂😂😂

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

hey do you want to go out with me? I have no availability until next sunday and I hate texting btw

[Icy @whereicy]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[noor @fraudnoor]

Made eye contact w an ugly guy, wallah my day is ruined

[Roy Drones Jr🪼 @chiweethedog]

she got that shit on