croakette

i don't know if that's true but i made it up

[croakette @auntiecore]

dming all of my girlfriends ex gfs "i am going to kill you"

[croakette @auntiecore]

i am lowkey reading war and peace

[croakette @auntiecore]

lowkey just bought a copy of war and peace

[croakette @auntiecore]

i am totally faceblind to all babyfaced brunettes. ana de armas and cailee spaeny i could never pick you out of a lineup

[말랭이 @malrang_s_]

대체 어디서 온 아이일까
굉장히 의젓한 표정과 자세로 지하철에 타고 있어

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

I just stared at myself hard in the mirror for 46 minutes straight and then realized that I don’t have bride physiognomy

[grace @graceswag]

imagine a song that went like kiki.. do u love me… are u riding

[Ivy. @tomfordblues]

Going out again tonight for “quick drinks with friends”

[Keegs @lordesghoul]

There’s a chicago-wide conspiracy to walk slow in front of me

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[croakette @auntiecore]

does anybody know what i'm supposed to do

[croakette @auntiecore]

i didn't know about having a beer until i was 24 years old which is why i am allowed to have one to two beers every night at age twenty eight

[✨ @abolishcxps]

that one 28 year old grown woman who loves Olivia Rodrigo

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

RIP David Hockney

[croakette @auntiecore]

summer is all about looking a mess at the public library

[croakette @auntiecore]

old man at the gas station came to stand by me (fueling my car) while he lit his cigarette.. they do not care if i LIVE or DIE in DULUTH MINNESOTA

[Charli @charli_xcx]

wait…. i miss pink diamond…. maybe i need to start playing her again…

[croakette @auntiecore]

audibly turgling for the duration of peter hutton's study of a river

[croakette @auntiecore]

can't watch another silent film until i figure out what's going on in my gut biome

[croakette @auntiecore]

why would you buy a book at barnes and noble

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

i’m walking through your neighborhood at 40mph