auntiedianequotes

✨bring it in✨

[auntiedianequotes @auntiediquotes]

Thinking about giving papa glass straws for Christmas

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"Brian, who is this kristiana? Is she your girlfriend? Are you sexually active? You can tell me."

[auntiedianequotes @auntiediquotes]

mom u always buy boring practical gifts
Auntie di:an aroma,essential oil diffusing,humidifier is a boring giftReally Brianne?Think a little🙄

[auntiedianequotes @auntiediquotes]

"Rosie's ADD is out of control. We need to get her on some adderall asap."

[Kelsey Marie @kelseyschindler]

I like these peeps

[auntiedianequotes @auntiediquotes]

"Why are Pat and Brianne alive today? Because I made them stay in booster seats until age 13"

[auntiedianequotes @auntiediquotes]

"I recently met someone who made her children wear helmets while sledding, so i am not the only wackadoo"

[Kelsey Marie @kelseyschindler]

My nana is using her walker to push around her gin and ginger..im obsessed

[auntiedianequotes @auntiediquotes]

Pat and Brianne walk through the door from school: "Welcome home kids! I got hearing aids so I can hear out of my left AND right ear now!!!"

[auntiedianequotes @auntiediquotes]

Pat: "I'm sorry I haven't called I've been so busy"
Auntie Diane: "I was busy the last 18 years of my life and I still made time for you."
😳

[auntiedianequotes @auntiediquotes]

"I'd put you down before the dogs" auntie diane talking to brianne

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"The only bartender you can trust is your uncle Bobby"

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"You can run over me i dont care, but not my dogs"

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"Brianne it might be your birthday but that doesn't give you the excuse to be a little bitch. Be more like Lucy."

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"Lucy is grounded for two days because she ate rosy's breakfast again this morning. No treats for her."

[auntiedianequotes @auntiediquotes]

Are you zooing on me

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Your gonna name your kid Jasmine what are we in the hood, we in the hood???!

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I don't know why Brianne doesn't like these. #santahasgoodstyle

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"I wasnt taking any chances, those people had machine guns" talking about mexico