Emily Kubley

her only super powers are that she can walk in high heels without wobbling & if you don't think that's amazing, you've never tried it

[Emily Kubley @auntieembabes]

Girls scout thin mint #DQSweetestSeasonPass #DQSweepstakes

[Dairy Queen @DairyQueen]

Enter for a chance to win $5K in BLIZZARD Treats! Retweet this post w/ #DQSweetestSeasonPass + #DQSweepstakes & your favorite 2021 Summer BLIZZARD Treat Menu flavor.

No Purch. Nec. Ends 5/24/21. 18+, US only (excl. TX). Rules: https://t.co/unkhghMJsu.

[Dairy Queen @DairyQueen]

Enter for a chance to win $5K in BLIZZARD Treats! Retweet this post w/ #DQSweetestSeasonPass + #DQSweepstakes & your favorite 2021 Summer BLIZZARD Treat Menu flavor.

No Purch. Nec. Ends 5/24/21. 18+, US only (excl. TX). Rules: https://t.co/unkhghMJsu.

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

why don’t little kids ever tear their acl they run dumb as fuck

[Emily Kubley @auntieembabes]

@LeapSpirits @awolfe04 that’s my kind of Easter basket

[Emily Kubley @auntieembabes]

@TheBloggess My cat stuck his head in my knitting

[Emily Kubley @auntieembabes]

Apparently I’ve been on Twitter for 12 years

[Emily Kubley @auntieembabes]

@LeapSpirits @leap36 @CharlieBerens @cripescast @LeapSpirits what needs to happen for a Leap bottle signed by both of my favorite Wisconsinites?

[Emily Kubley @auntieembabes]

@LeapSpirits @leap36 @CharlieBerens @cripescast Holy cripes alfrighty!

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

Sorry about the foul language but really...don't.

[Emily Kubley @auntieembabes]

@SteveMartinToGo I have that in my basement too

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

It is 30 degrees warmer in a refrigerator than it is in the Midwest right now

[Emily Kubley @auntieembabes]

@culvers So if I have 30 kid scoop coupons....

[Emily Kubley @auntieembabes]

Hey @culvers, how many free kids scoops equal a pint?

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

No, no, you go. *intersection intensifies*

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

nobody:
kwik trip guests:

[Red Jam Spear (parody) @jamesdraper]

@StephenAtHome

[Beth @MrsStinkFingers]

@StephenAtHome