Hijacked Jens's acct to say thank you to everyone who has supported us on Twitch the past few years. Jens hit his 1000th stream this last weekend and the support from the community was amazing. Thank you all so much - here's to 1000 more! ♥ - @8kSnu https://t.co/PjAAUcbytl
When I was in the military, my brother who was visiting and accustomed to eating 3+ meals a day, asked for more food.
I said, "I've got some MREs...?"
"No, thanks."
🤭 soooo you're NOT tryna eat the pasta marinara with meat crumbles or...?
foh...shit's delicious
Day 2 of Moderna booster: slept 13 hours straight, hot/cold chills, fever, achy, weak, etc.
But imagine what actual coronavirus does to unvaccinated people.
You think you've got talent? I can crack 2 dozen eggs in 15 seconds. I've never had to crack 2 dozen eggs before. I just cracked one and multiplied by 24.
That's hilarious! Perfect troll, playing "Fortunate Son" as Lord Donald arrives for his big Michigan revival tonight.
The call's coming from inside the White House, Donnie. Someone there hates you.