vivianne

B.Pharm

[vivianne @auntychychyy]

Pharm. Chidimma Orafu by next year!!!🎉. Congratulations to me!

[mom @mfbigmamaaa]

he didn’t even wish me a happy girlfriend’s day lmfaooo

[vivianne @auntychychyy]

I think you’re a stupid buffalo

[vivianne @auntychychyy]

A bombastic idiot😂😂

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

All the rage I reserved for August has been taken by this tweet🤣🤣🤣

[Dura🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I was actually one of the nurses on duty that day, and I can confirm every word. In fact, the moment she walked into the labor ward, we immediately realized this wasn’t going to be like every other delivery we’d spent years training for. We threw away the fetal monitor, the partograph, the blood pressure cuff, the IV cannula, the emergency trolley, and every obstetrics textbook because, as it turns out, all those things were completely unnecessary.

She simply walked to the bed, looked at the baby and said, “Come out.” The baby respectfully complied within minutes. No contractions to monitor, no cervical examinations, no assessment of fetal position, no concern about the size of the baby or the mother’s pelvis. Apparently none of that has ever mattered. We have all been wasting our time.

Immediately after the delivery, the hospital called an emergency meeting. Every obstetrician, midwife, anesthetist and pediatrician was informed that decades of medical training had been based on misinformation. We have now concluded that prolonged labor, obstructed labor, postpartum hemorrhage, shoulder dystocia, eclampsia, emergency C-sections and maternal mortality only happen because women failed to renew their gym memberships.

We’ve also contacted medical schools worldwide to remove Obstetrics & Gynecology from their curriculum. Future doctors will no longer learn about parity, cervical dilation, fetal distress, induction of labor, breech presentation, placenta previa, uterine rupture, or any of those outdated concepts. The only lecture remaining is “Stay Fit and Tell the Baby to Come Out.”

We’ve gone a step further and written to the World Health Organization, ACOG, RCOG and every maternity hospital across the globe to stop wasting resources on labor wards. Apparently the solution to childbirth has been sitting in a gym all along.

On behalf of every doctor, nurse, midwife, researcher, and every woman who has ever experienced a difficult or traumatic labor, we sincerely apologize for not realizing sooner that childbirth is actually a fitness competition. Thank you, sir, for correcting centuries of medical science with one tweet. We are forever indebted to you.

[deborah 💗 @enislostherswag]

all pending face times can now come in

[vivianne @auntychychyy]

I had no idea tennis balls were that expensive

[Diekola @ChrisAleji]

OJUDE IFEPHARMACY ‘26✨

[X @Xouy17]

I don't try to be nonchalant, I genuinely do not care about a lot of shit.

[trex @_trexszn]

Even if I love you, please don't underestimate my ability to cut you off.

[✰. @swagoszn_]

i genuinely hate yelling. I hate losing my cool. I hate arguing. I hate being mad. I just hate anything that pulls me into negativity.

[王 @0seiagyeman]

Let your next birthday meet you in a better place mentally, physically, and emotionally. Amen

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so in love with my life & heartbroken at the same time. what a rare coexistence

[Prince. @ThePRINCEVIIII]

I’m not sure why anyone would enjoy chicken legs. Clearly, a sign that all is not well.

[Uzo Njoku @uzoart]

Amsterdam with my love

[JOY (GUNNER)✨|PLAIN TEES AND UNISEX JEANS VENDOR @MzXtraordinare]

My understanding of sneaky link is fucking somebody that you shouldn’t be fucking by virtue of the circumstances and it varies

Church member
Your friend sibling
Neighbors
Office colleague
Younger person
Your siblings spouse
Madam and gateman
And I can go on and on

You guys can’t be seen together, you can’t tell anybody, there are no feelings involved, just pure animal lust until something happens that it doesn’t happen anymore

[shèrifat @oluwaimek]

i really miss this guy but na smalls.

[888 @nodrankforme]

the love of your life is not your type

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

“You’re quite logical for a woman.”

— The stupidest man you’ve ever met.

[Prince. @ThePRINCEVIIII]

lol it’s not even jazz, as long as the innate need for companionship outweighs common sense and perception of the red flags, there would always be an abundance of women partnering up with losers.