GRASS👹

flyest bitch in the comedy club

[violet valentine @slutpilled]

apparently one of my 17 year old coworkers looks up to me which i feel like is probably a huge mistake for her

[China Xinhua News @XHNews]

Judging others says a lot about who you are.

[Orisha Franklin @bigbaydavis]

Instead of hating on other pretty girls kiss them

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

i love how insane everyone on average is becoming

[meg @mercurialaries]

astrology gf, idk wtf ure saying but i support it bf

[🐈‍⬛ @hydingadork]

are you sure those are "demons", or
are they "consequences" from the
choices you've made ?

[CassieJ @CassieJAllDay]

After 4 yrs of abuse in a toxic marriage I am officially DIVORCED!!! I am free

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

this is so embarrassing.. now if i have coffee after 6pm i cant fall asleep because a weird muscle twitches in my face all night. i used to smoke crack

[KPMoore @KPMoore8]

I got carded at the liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said nevermind.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

all jokes aside the idea of a gay agenda doesn’t make sense. if someone influences you to suck cock you probably already wanted to suck cock.

[S @sageyblanco]

you’ll be caught in the same loop forever if you don’t recognize the pattern

[mankrik's wife guy @byelacey]

"why did you block me?" because i like to have a nice time on the internet and it isn't much deeper than that

[love bug @dollysoulsiren]

natasha lyonnes purse at the met gala

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

i don’t really believe in any particular religion and i don’t know if any afterlife actually exists but i do believe that some of y’all are going to hell. because there’s no way

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

people always assume bisexuals are huge sluts and it’s like…that’s a gross and false assumption. i am tho