Sinzu Money

God is the greatest

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

I’ve never seen a player more deserving of a red card.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You did closing ceremony. You're doing advertisement break(that shit has nothing to do with hydration) after 25 mins. You still want to do 30 mins half time musical performance and another advertisement break in the 2nd half.

Madness!

[Sinzu Money @auntymidami]

#Accelerate2026

[Foza Billions (The Oracle) @fozadoza]

Lol you will shut down the show o, coz I'm not going anywhere.

[Abuja HR Madam @The_Ngozi]

Dear @PeterObi,

I hope you’re well? If so, doxology.

I’m writing to inform you that tonight is Dress Like Your Miracle. Sir, please, help me to dress like the President of Nigeria🙏🙏🙏

Half the prayer points in my journal will disappear if we have good governance🥹🥹🥹

[Richmond Bassey @Richmonb]

Hey everyone 👋🏽 I wanted to take a moment to explain why it’s been taking longer than usual for us to respond to your messages and complaints.

The truth is, @investbamboo wouldn’t be Bamboo without you. You’ve trusted us with your investments, your feedback, and your patience — and for that, we’re deeply grateful. 🙏🏽

Over the last year, we’ve grown way faster than we imagined — and with that growth has come real pressure on our systems and our team. 💥

We’ve been adding more people to our support team, but we keep growing faster than we can onboard new people.

Within just 6 weeks this past quarter, our user base jumped by 74% — more than we did throughout all of last year. 🚀

It’s very difficult to responsibly grow a team that quickly. Despite our best efforts, response times have stayed flat instead of coming down — and that’s not good enough.

So we’re doing something different to fix it — and we want you to be part of it. 💪🏽

We’re launching the single largest hiring spree in Bamboo’s 6-year history! And we’d love members of our Bamboo community to be a part of it.

Apply here → https://t.co/sjxo29tvCZ

Alongside expanding our support team, we’re also improving our systems and processes to make the Bamboo app more intuitive and seamless for you to use. ⚙️📱

I’m really sorry again for the delayed response times — but I promise, we’re cleaning it up. You’ll start seeing a lot of progress on this front soon. 💚

To everyone who’s supported us on this journey — thank you.

@investbamboo is what it is because of you. 🌍💛

[Sinzu Money @auntymidami]

I need to spend above my means to be happy this week

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

Fine boy, better block me now. I no dey use woman matter play.

[Sinzu Money @auntymidami]

@Doyin_OL Kofo no go kill person 🤣🤣🤣

[Sinzu Money @auntymidami]

@KofoEnikanoselu @iam_davido Hey that what? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sinzu Money @auntymidami]

@KofoEnikanoselu I’m screaming 🤣🤣

[Sinzu Money @auntymidami]

I’m over this week

[Sinzu Money @auntymidami]

@Doyin_OL 😬

[Sinzu Money @auntymidami]

lol, in old trafford

[Sinzu Money @auntymidami]

@Doyin_OL 21 now

[Sinzu Money @auntymidami]

Fpl messes with my mood

[Mvelase 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈✊🏾🏳️‍⚧️🇿🇦 @MvelaseP]

If you see a little girl wearing great big princess ballgowns and you think of sex, someone needs to put your name on a watchlist.

[Damilaremac @damilaremac]

Guess who is @ManUtd ground today, Omar Berrada the new CEO of Manchester United. Lucky to meet him on his first day at work . @ManUtdInPidgin @ManUnitedDaily @Man_Utd_Today
@utdreport
@UtdFaithfuls @utdxtra
@mufcMPB
@FabrizioRomano
@OmarBerrada
@TenHagEra
@auntymidami

[Sinzu Money @auntymidami]

Happy birthday to Daddy Mercy 🥳🥳🥳

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

THIRTEEN TIMES 🏆

#MUFC || #FACupFinal