Aunyah Bauer

enjoying coffee as much as my oxygen

[Aunyah Bauer @aunyahbauer]

if you dislike someone, dislike them alone. no need to recruit others to join your cause.

[Aunyah Bauer @aunyahbauer]

@paigeycarroll We need proof

[Aunyah Bauer @aunyahbauer]

.@FedEx I’ve been trying to get a hold of you. You said that there wasn’t anything in a package I ordered and I need to get a confirmation of that to the business I ordered from.

[Aunyah Bauer @aunyahbauer]

all I gotta say is the freckles are in full swing and I should be on a beach

[Aunyah Bauer @aunyahbauer]

Don’t let me chop my hair during quarantine... it’s not me thinking it’s quarantine

[Aunyah Bauer @aunyahbauer]

The ‘I’m not looking for a real responsibility during quarantine’ mood is worse than senioritis

[Aunyah Bauer @aunyahbauer]

Downloading candy crush again don’t judge me it’s quarantine

[paige 📟 @hitmypaige]

*@aunyahbauer showing me a video of a super scary roller coaster ride* and of course i respond like any normal human being:

“i would piss myself”

totally normal right, except for my favorite barista walked up to me at that exact moment to ask how I liked the new drink 🙃🙃🙃

[Aunyah Bauer @aunyahbauer]

@paigeycarroll @StateFarm No one saw it coming!!!!

[Aunyah Bauer @aunyahbauer]

@itsWillyFerrell I was holding my phone off the edge of my bed while watching this.... ITS CRACKED

[Bella Torborg @ITorborg]

Welp who’s down for a last minute trip?

[Drew Hunter @drewhunter00]

Every person I have ever spoken to has helped shape me into who I am today— for better or for worse. Be careful of your company. Surround yourself with genuine people.

[Kedzie Teller @Kedz]

Me buying another iced coffee when I’m already shaking and light headed.

[Aunyah Bauer @aunyahbauer]

*drive thru* was to disappointed to spell check

[Aunyah Bauer @aunyahbauer]

Thanks @Starbucks for the half filled drink I ordered through the driveway... This is ridiculous!!!

[jocie @jocie_225]

no one:

me after iced coffee: ok, here we go. focus. speed. i am speed. one winner, 42 losers. i eat losers for breakfast. breakfast? maybe i should have had breakfast? brekkie could be good for me. no, no, no, focus. speed. faster than fast, quicker than quick. i am lightning.

[Aunyah Bauer @aunyahbauer]

@cornydawgy @KeatonMilburn My brother lost his and we found it in the clean laundry... lil buddy survived the washing machine