delta

rocking holy shit cuz i pray at the thrift store

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two beers in & i have lowballed 6 different pairs of vibram five finger shoes. i luv summer #summer

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forgive me socrates for i have pondered

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imagine having some epic gut-wrenching inner turmoil and then instead of journaling about it u can say “hello boyfriend let’s throw this over a beat”

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my first meal post-adderall-bender was a sizeable tub of beans. throw a “beans” in the chat if you agree

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what do yall even know about my big fat juicy world

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birds can’t understand spicy

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marcus vineyard

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peter pollen mary

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two kinds of people in this world. cappers and faxxers

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mikus markle juke and lawn

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i’m putting 75 cents in the fuck you jar

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my recent marketplace scores could be considered elder abuse

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@lukebunga you bewilder me.

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somebody prevent me from spamming the fuckin little disco guy emoji. i promise i don’t (really) boogie this hard it’s just a psychological addiction at this point

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there just gets to be a certain quantity of cheeses in my fridge to where i must dial up The Homegirl

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homeboy is cheffing quesadillas and mojitos, i am checking out what’s new on r/dancedancerevolution

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rookie mistake. and by rookie i mean the big leagues.

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about to have my last class of my entire college career inside of a buffalo wild wings

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gay men love My Spunk

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just found out that the only reason i won this massive award is because a large gay man vehemently insisted on “My Spunk”