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[hi @aurazooooou]

@irltrrrst_ what u deserve is a correctional beating

[ouly @oulynation]

me acting slow after saying retarded in front of the wrong people

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando solo dormí 4 horas y al profesor se le ocurre apagar la luz para explicar algo en el proyector

[sally¹⁹ 🇸🇾 @prepantheress]

Tried extrovert gimmick irl and ended up looking like this

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

The T in Ticketmaster stands for terrorist organization

[#14 🏆 Sasuke🏂🇮🇶 @alawi_atm]

Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”

[big dawg @fairygothfathr]

i’m trying to be a nicer person but “are you fucking retarded???” rolls off my tongue too smoothly

[otthoe @otthoex]

whenever i jerk off on twitter i feel exactly like this

[Zayn ꕤ @leavezaynlonely]

"I'm gonna study after school" Me after schl:

[Kira @kirahottt]

bicep wrapped around my throat while getting fingered…ohmygod

[geomaniac ΔΔΔ ‎‎ @geomaniac_]

americans: “we want affordable housing!!!” *does nothing about it*
niggas in paris:

[audri ♡ @leonyacore]

me playing with my pubes while I doomscroll in bed

[Zian_qut @Gyattrizzler482]

How it feels to scroll on twitter in public

[T🪄 @itsmetihboi]

Me opening the course material the night before the exam and discovering what I’ve been avoiding all semester.

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

how it feels having a conversation with someone who also asks you questions back

[poison @NATpoisIN]

if i got skinned alive i would be like bruh

[niche @nichemogged]

When you tell him you're into cnc and he starts getting excited.... No baby YOU'RE gonna be the victim 😭😭😭

[Noor @noorthw]

yours

[melrosedearth @melros3celia]

When someone pokes my waist and they think it tickles me but I'm just scared they can feel my fat