Totally_Not_Ur_Mom

Let’s be honest, you don’t care.

[Totally_Not_Ur_Mom @aurevoirdogs]

@StephenKing STAND ON BUSINESS, KING! PLEASE!

[Totally_Not_Ur_Mom @aurevoirdogs]

@NiohBerg 🤘🙂‍↕️

[Totally_Not_Ur_Mom @aurevoirdogs]

@Spotify Tf y’all know??? 😭

[Totally_Not_Ur_Mom @aurevoirdogs]

@twunkieray2000 What were u cooking here?

[Totally_Not_Ur_Mom @aurevoirdogs]

Gonna be so fuckin disappointed in myself when I get diagnosed with dementia and the song they play to bring me back to my old self is “No Surprises” 😭

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Musk can pay it easily, but I doubt if he eats at Waffle House.

[Totally_Not_Ur_Mom @aurevoirdogs]

Finna have to check my parents’ phones cuz tf u mean the “DL trade” is “0 feet away?”

[Totally_Not_Ur_Mom @aurevoirdogs]

@PicturesFoIder Guys…

[Totally_Not_Ur_Mom @aurevoirdogs]

@NRA @SenTedCruz Good point. The whole self respecting world not only blames @NRA, it blames @SenTedCruz, @GregAbbott_TX, the spineless @FoxNews cast, Trump. Take solace in the fact that you are not alone, @NRA.

[Totally_Not_Ur_Mom @aurevoirdogs]

@NRA @markrobinsonNC Good to know that @markrobinsonNC sees massacring children as “right.”