rora

I’m just here to complain

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

got a kindle for xmas and it's amazing how quickly i am making this my personality trait. i've read 3 books in 2 days. my phone screen time is down 60%. i am so much better than everyone else

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

something very sacred in my life is Floortime. it is the time of day where I just lay on the floor for a bit and contemplate. if you’re feeling down and haven’t tried Floortime you’re sincerely missing out

[bardo | beauty school dropout @itsbardo]

in Jesus name.. slay men

[rora @aurorajpar]

Is anyone else just embarrass by their entire existence or is that a mental illness that I should seek help for

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

“cant complain” congrats i can

[rora @aurorajpar]

The other day I cried because my pants didn’t fit me right. After finishing laundry I realized I was wearing Kyle’s pants all day and that’s why they didn’t fit me💀

[rora @aurorajpar]

I feel so personally attacked

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

imagine living 6 minutes from your job and still being late for work

[rora @aurorajpar]

@ErasTourResell @torrigamache Dm sent

[rora @aurorajpar]

@tswifterastour I’m still looking every day for 2-3 tickets to a Seattle show 😭

[rora @aurorajpar]

@saramrhaas He’s just got it ya know😂

[rora @aurorajpar]

Hold on… do I have a crush on Nick Kroll?

[rora @aurorajpar]

@reagan_jenna Good point

[rora @aurorajpar]

I swear if tickets to see taylor sell out before I can get them I will be so much more unbearable than I already am, I will make it everyone’s problem

[rora @aurorajpar]

More people should take a floor break. Tired? Lay on the floor for a little bit. Legs hurt after work? Eat your dinner on the floor. Friends coming over? You can gossip while sitting on the floor. Just try it maybe or not idc

[Duolingo @duolingo]

I don’t need to BeReal I need to BeAggressive

[rora @aurorajpar]

Sorry, not actually sorry, but if you tell me something your boyfriend did wrong I hate him now. You forgave him? No, you were suppose to break up with him. No I will not be getting drinks with you both, I don’t even want to look at him

[rora @aurorajpar]

I don’t want to shake my ass at a club I want to scream my favorite songs while acting like an absolute menace