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Yukon Cornelius wannabe | she/her

[ror 🌵 @aurorapkc]

this is my magnum opus

[ror 🌵 @aurorapkc]

@Ranger_Cali finally getting the general grievous spare arms attached I see

[ror 🌵 @aurorapkc]

if she nose she knows

[ror 🌵 @aurorapkc]

real chili dog hours

[ror 🌵 @aurorapkc]

unfortunately I don’t have a ceiling fan to h*ng myself from so I had no choice but to deal with it

[ror 🌵 @aurorapkc]

I’m witnessing an epidemic before my eyes of businesses that changed their name writing “formally *insert name*” instead of “formerly” and I’m going to start screaming

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Stick season is technically a Christmas song

[bone @boneGPT]

Uncanny resemblance to this 1306 painting by Giotto di Bondone "The Arrest of Christ (Kiss of Judas)" as part of his famous Scrotegni chapel fresco in Italy

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

I have no pronouns. When referring to me, use a brief, eerie silence.

[guy named balls @bobsredmilf]

what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

[Sean Southard @SeanSouthardGOP]

I cannot get enough of the Biden smile with “What I’ve Done” with the Michael Bay exit. 10/10

[ror 🌵 @aurorapkc]

some of the dumbest people you know shared something along these lines today btw

[B R Y A N 🦂 @Bryyxnc]

“no matter who is president jesus is king”

[bug girl @buggirl]

“housewife” this “1950s” that….. my bitch in christ they were giving those ladies drugs and lobotomies because they were so depressed and unhappy with their lives i am going to beat the shit out of you

[𝙂𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝘿𝙪𝙗𝙨 🇺🇸 @GamecocksDubs]

A map of who America is rooting for in the World Series:

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

it is forever funny to me that For Hims is boner pills and For Hers is just regular antidepressants