˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗

≪•◦ ❝ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪꜱ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɪꜱ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘɪᴄᴋ ᴀ ꜱɪᴅᴇ ... ❞ ❈ ◦•≫ ┊┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌ ᴅᴜᴍʙʟᴇᴅᴏʀᴇ’ꜱ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴀʀᴍʏ ⊱⁜⊰ ──────

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

☆ミ 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗨𝗦 𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 ☆彡
╰➤ 𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘐𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘠 𝘖𝘍 𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊 ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘵 ❜ ¡! ┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌
⠀⠀⠀ #fbrp / #𝖕𝖎𝖋𝖋𝖜𝖎𝖋𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖘

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|| auror & brother & fiancé ||

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

Who said I paid.

[𝘕𝘌𝘞𝘛 𝘚𝘊𝘈𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘋𝘌𝘙. @dontsuffertwice]

's where your money has gone, however.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

Aberforth prepared this dish, conniving mumbler.

[𝘕𝘌𝘞𝘛 𝘚𝘊𝘈𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘋𝘌𝘙. @dontsuffertwice]

. . . you are a tool of oppression, lower than the noble toadstool - and I hope that our Ted sheds in your shoes.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

And I can have Aberforth arrested for not renewing his tv license.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

Don’t mind me I’m eating The Hogs Head famous niffler burga

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

Oop—

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

I agree. The niffler must be detained.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

My mustache has grown with pride.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

He’s kicking out the poor too. What a terrible businessman.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

Yeah. Leave, Albus.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

Denying a paying man’s service? For why?

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

I have come to buy pub beer, guy.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

Sporting a fake mustache that looks suspiciously similar to Aberforth.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

@dontsuffertwice Poor Albus, he’s got a lot on his plate with not much chance to belch.

Well, thank you Tina Goldstein for filling Theseus in on what Albus cannot.

“Heard your ‘girlfriend’ helped him with an entire heist.“

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

@dontsuffertwice “Heard from Albus, lately?” Theseus mentions as he’s rolled over a pint.

Albus’ whereabouts are quite fruitfully well-known now, to any ministry intel. Brazil, tracking down Grindelwald on his own. Then he gets framed for working /with/ Grindelwald, then he loses Grindelwald. +

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

<< mummy, nanaman… wunkle theseus…

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

@dontsuffertwice on the bar table.

“You were quicker to respond than usual,” he claims, ever so trying to ignore the bowtruckle wanting a finger-hand-shake until he gives in.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

@dontsuffertwice Theseus kicks the door open, proud and tall with his big coat and briefcase. Ah, there he is— his brother. Sweet Newt.

He nods a greeting at the bar-keeper, Aberforth, who only grunts in response, then proceeds to where his brother is at. Huffing as he sits and sets his case—

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

<< hopefully i get my pregnant leta plot again because now im pregnant and mentally ill like her and theseus has a lot of love to give

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

I get knocked down

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

<< him having to confirm he is a top

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓. 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ˖◛⁺⑅• ´ˎ˗ @aurorswiveling]

<< my jaw is on the ground