I am not bored or lonely, I’m actually really busy and surrounded by love. So please know that if I give you any of my time or energy, it’s because you genuinely mean something to me.
Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.
First gen-Latinos voting for the guy that wants to end birth right citizenship is fucking hilarious. Enjoy that extra 80 dollars in your check before he ships you're ass back to a country to which you probably can't even speak the language properly
She destroys him in a debate, so badly that he won’t debate again. He bungles his way through absurd rallies. He insults more than half the population. He wants to implement appalling policies. And the election is razor thin. This country is INSANE.