gabby

goofy goober | 25 | she/her

[gabby @aurumscarce]

i’m not dating for marriage, i’m dating to be best friends with your cat

[gabby @aurumscarce]

“Gabby you’re the prettiest bathroom troll ever” #guesswhosaid

[gabby @aurumscarce]

“It’s 1 part scrunchie and 1 part blooming onion.” #guesswhosaid

[gabby @aurumscarce]

The dude in Heretic is freaky as Fuck but I can’t help but kinda like him. ALSO THE MISSIONARIES SHOULD HAVE ASKED HIM TO LEAD THE WAY. WHAT THE FUCK

[mildhippie ᖭི༏ᖫྀ𓍊𓋼 @mildhippie]

🌟 opalite star giveaway 🌟

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winner announced 1/23 & will receive this opalite star pendant!
open worldwide !!

[Rizuko 𓏲🗡️𓄹 @Rizuk0]

This is what Fallout must feel like if you don’t know the game lore #Fallout

[gabby @aurumscarce]

My newest obsession is maverik breakfast pizza

[gabby @aurumscarce]

I wanna go to urgent care but idk my new medication dosage so what’s the point

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"let me ask chat gpt"
me:

[gabby @aurumscarce]

I wish I didn’t know about the cum wall but I suppose I’ll continue to live with this burden

[gabby @aurumscarce]

do u have a cum wall or are u normal

[gabby @aurumscarce]

If I don’t use comic sans whenever possible, I’ll die. Graphic design is my passion.

[gabby @aurumscarce]

“Glitches have been happening to me for 2000 years.” #guesswhosaid

[gabby @aurumscarce]

“why are you rubbing your boobs to bill nye the science guy?” #guesswhosaid

[gabby @aurumscarce]

“I think these are full of conserv-” - my dad, commenting on the state of preservatives in little debbie

[gabby @aurumscarce]

Teachers who say the bell doesn’t dismiss their students should be obligated to give all of them tardy notes for their next class like be so fr

[gabby @aurumscarce]

“I’ve got a food baby, his name is Gerald.” #guesswhosaid

[Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye]

The farts are silent. My ass bleeds. New shits stir.

[★ @thematrixwizard]

💙

[☢️Fallout Films @FilmsFallout]

Sound asleep

[gabby @aurumscarce]

“Did you see this twe-” no I did not I am only on Twitter to tweet funny things my friends say and then immediately dip