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I program and draw, but not very well.

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Super monkey ball

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If you're complaining about Lola Bunny, you're a furry. I don't make the rules.

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So you're telling me a shrimp killed this man?

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I hope this email finds you stupid, just as I do.

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Mods have been asleep for 4 years apparently

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I do, in fact, have 20 21 vision.

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Reeeally need to get back into socializing. Someone was like "ay whats your SC" and I said "ah sorry I don't use SoundCloud anymore"

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Deep fried turkey grease fire gender reveal

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Humanity peaked with Mario Kart Wii

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Tensorflow .org tutorials >>>

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Why tf did I go back to school?
I can't even read

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Bruh I've been writing this proposal all day. And by that I mean I've opened a blank document and watched YouTube videos all day.

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One of my AWS accounts has been "about to be suspended" for like a year now. Just do it already. No balls.

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It's a shame that sicko mode was, in fact, an omen.

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Saw a cop do 75 in a 45. I know his speed because I too was going 75 in said 45.

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Oracle? ORACLE? "Java and Sadness" Oracle? "Please don't work here" Oracle.

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Illegal underground rave = the landlord said "no"

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If they ban Tiktok they gotta ban Facebook too

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Kim would probably be more influential as First Lady than Kanye as potus

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Can bloodbenders bloodbend themselves? If so, can bloodbenders achieve flight by bloodbending themselves?