Austin Campitelli

so make lots of noise & kiss lots of boys or kiss lots of girls if that's what you're into

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

retweet for a labubu x Paul Frank collab

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

@AmericanAir
my flight from ASE to LGA was delayed. AA 6187. This delay is making me miss my connecting flight in DFW. It was extremely difficult to get booked on the next flight from DFW to LGA. I am now missing work and am requesting to get compensated for the inconvenience

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

Just found out my neighbor sprained both her ankles on a water slide

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

@united Hi I’m Austin,a registered nurse in NYC. I’m flying from NYC to Australia to see my  family for the passing of my grandma. My flight is scheduled for 12/21 which will be after 3 back to back 12 hour shifts. Do you offer any bereavement upgrades?

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

@united Hi I’m Austin,a registered nurse in NYC. I’m flying from NYC to Australia to see my  family for the passing of my grandma. My flight is scheduled for 12/21 which will be after 3 back to back 12 hour shifts. Do you offer any bereavement upgrades?

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

Imagine u fall in love with someone and then find out they participate in santacon

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

I love seeing people in professional clothing on little motorized scooters

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

nothing humbles you more than the airplane bathroom mirror

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

JUDE LAW. That’s it that’s the tweet

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

noah centineo is a whore for Netflix

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

Your favorite type of pasta shape says a lot about you

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 25 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

White lotus is mostly centered around meals

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

When guys you went on dates with are getting engaged 🥰

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

like thank you so much for the reminder

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

So roxanne and I got tickets to a country singer in December thinking it was gonna be so fun, first concert back since covid. We wear cowboy boots and hat, sneak in booze, and it just turns out it’s just his CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR and all the guests are families in gowns and suits

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

Can’t understand how girls where one shoulder strap workout tops. Like isn’t ur titty gonna pop out

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

kk bye ready to travel Europe w my best friend

[Austin Campitelli @auscamps]

Not three girls sitting around the pool at soho house reading “it ends with us”

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Just want everyone to know in my life that I live in New York now and would love visitors, especially from the following states: AL, AZ, AR, GA, ID, IA, KY, LA, MI, MS, MO, ND, OH, OK, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, WV, WI, & WY.