“Oh, you remembered.. yay🤗”
“WHAT!? WALK THE PLANK. NOW!”
“Oh, there seems to be a mistake.. i was hoping maybe I.. i mean..maybe we cou…”
“WALK! THE FUCKING! PLANK! HAG!”
@rruhrroh She said they have ONE convo so she left her phone number on his car (fatty stalker alert) and then she assumed he forgot to text her because he didn't 😭 fucking freak holy shit