A Useless Guide To Unsuccessful Dating

Single white (half Venezuelan) female.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but it you don’t stop trying to contact me and stalking my shit I will contact your commanding officer and file a harassment lawsuit against you. Bye, thanks!

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@dfarella Only if you’re buying.

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Why the fuck is sunbathing your asshole a thing, now. #buttholesunning #wtf

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She's out on the prowl but without any claws. Check out this week's post and share with your friends for a good laugh!
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@dfarella My Favorite Murder, but I feel like everyone knows that one. @dfarella

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Are you looking for love in all the wrong places? Fill out an application today while you check out this week's post and share with friends!!
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@ajgmandy3 @brianne234 The fucking worst school parking!! I don’t miss those Santa Fe days.

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@dfarella The answer is obviously “I could be swayed either way on a puppy themed wedding” and “yes, I am going to finish these fries, but I’m nice, so I’ll give you a few, but I’ll handle fry distribution because I’m not a doormat.”

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Dating apps are designed to make you desperate by overwhelming you with options that aren't actually options because everyone begins to view everyone else as an optional commodity rather than a potential connection, causing you to feel like shit about yourself and your situation.

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@dfarella I think aluminum foil causes Alzheimer’s. Just eat more and you’ll forget it happened.

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@dfarella Wish I could say the same, bro.

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"Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little booty up with my belt." Check out this week's post and share with friends!!
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[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Physical attention isn't everything. Whether it is acknowledged or not, intelligence will take you places in life — places that are far more rewarding than somebody else's bedroom.

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@brandpresto In an ideal friendship, yes, but I’ll a bitch off if they are trash. It’s about quality of friendship; not quantity of years.

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@iamcardib @iamcardib Girl, you in Florida? I get jumped at least once a week.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

To everyone I've upset or offended over the years with something I've said, texted, or non-verbally communicated: Did you take that advice yet?