Dylan Farella

happy to be here

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Mentally, emotionally and physically unavailable until further notice.

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

The World Series always gets me emotional

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Brewers deserved it. Brewers fans deserved it. Best team won.

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

It’s really so interesting to see how we use the ‼️reaction on iMessage

[tasman @lildorothy_]

babe are you ok you barely ruined my life today

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Misiorowski vs Rasmussen about to be a night

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Sure AI can do lots of crazy things but can it get rotisserie chicken off my fingertips? No shot.

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

I don’t know how I’m going to die. Nobody does. But my best guess is it’ll be from choking on peanut butter while sleep walking and sleep eating.

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Coincidence that peak humanity was the exact same time as peak Akon music? I think not.

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

fascinating truly

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

amazing how it took boomers decades to get a grasp on shit like 'sending a text' and 'using microsoft word', but they picked up on AI almost immediately

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

@DanoBraves We out here

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

I’m going to need a trigger warning next time the cast of Jumanji introduces the World Series pregame

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

I’m only 2 girls away from a threesome at all times

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

Taco Bell not doing “Steal a Base, Steal a Taco” for the World Series is a recession indicator.

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

best postseason team we’ve seen in a long time

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

ALL 8 FIFTH-INNING RUNS IN ONE VIDEO

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Brewers currently on a 7-game postseason win streak going back to NLDS Game 3. If they beat Peralta at The Trop tonight I think they’ll finish the series off in a sweep. The way they play 9 innings, I just don’t see this team losing.

[𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑑 𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ @voidt9_]

you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

@AbiRatchford Why did this make me laugh

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

…but does Sophie Cunningham love me back?

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Just heard on the news of a tragic tractor trailer car crash which killed a girl I went to high school with. So fucked up. Life is too short. Tomorrow is never promised.

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

As a society we have absolutely no need for Pat McAfee