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[Paul Anleitner @PaulAnleitner]

The Sandlot has the single greatest vision of American life ever put on film.

This scene is what it’s all about. 🇺🇸

[Brandyn's Wisdom 🗽 @BrandynsWisdom]

Imagine flipping a quarter 24,000 times and every single time it lands on Heads.

That's California Elections.

We are witnessing blatant fraud against Spencer Pratt.

[Kellie-Jay Keen @ThePosieParker]

Spencer should win for these ads alone!

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

They not like us

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Erika Kirk after a shooting: "I just wanna go home."

Erika Kirk going home:

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Druski & Mike Epps couldn’t stop LAUGHING while making a contestant with a special arm do all sorts of stunts at Coulda Been auditions 💀🤣👀

“Don’t get mad… I wanna put that in some batter. Chicken wing batter” 😭😭

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

My girlfriend: Please be normal tonight

Me 5 minutes into her niece’s 2nd birthday party:

[Tour Swings Tommy @TourSwingsTommy]

You can drive like Tiger Woods.

But you’ll drive like Tiger Woods.

[austyn @ausgoddd]

@atensnut yeah we are cooked

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

"You're sentenced to work 9 to 5 with 2 weeks vacation a year for the rest of your life"

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

Don't ever wonder why people in the Middle East hate the United States.

[EggBlunt 🇺🇸 @SigmaGooner]

BREAKING: Donald Trump has stated he will be deploying the G Unit for a second time in Iraq saying:

“Sometimes you gotta let some real niggas sort some shit out man”

[austyn @ausgoddd]

generational crashout

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Dan Bongino on Candace Owens:

(Language alert)

F*CK YOU. F*ck you. Go f*ck yourself, you demonic f*cking scum."

"If there's an afterlife — and I believe there is...I'm not the judge and jury, but I know you're not in it."

"If you're part of that, please leave. If it is half my audience disappears tomorrow. Good riddance. Sayonara, motherf*ckers. I don't want you. Nobody else wants you here."

"The people who watch this show don't want you here. Same people. And that is a majority of us hate your guts."

"I promise your parents, live or dead, are looking at you now in horror that they spawn the demon."

"Your last name will live in infamy. Your kids will deny knowing you. I don't want anything to do with you. I see you out there. I know exactly what you're doing."

"You can just go. It's not an airport. You don't have to announce your f*cking departure. Just go. I'm the anti-clicks of you guy. I don't want you."

"Your views, your clicks. Nothing. Don't buy anything. Don't do anything. Don't touch anything we do. Just go away."

"I know you can't because you have to spread your cancer everywhere. But we've got warriors in this audience too who don't want to listen to your f*cking bullsh*t either. Are we clear with each other? You can just get the f*ck out."

@GuntherEagleman @EricLDaugh

[Markets & Mayhem @Mayhem4Markets]

This is why the Internet exists. 💀

[MonitorX @MonitorX99800]

🇮🇱🇺🇸🇮🇷⚡️- "Russia China and Iran have a pact, you're watching alliances formed in real time, This is a direct threat to the US. "Dont Do It"

The smartest thing trump could do is 'Go Home and end this idiocy'

For Russia Iran is the doorway to Caucasus and central Asia, for China Iran is the doorway to central Asia and furthur eastern Asia.

They're not going to let Iran fall, it is an existential crisis for both if Iran falls or shatters into small pieces."

— former US Army officer Stanislav Krapivnik to RT's Rick Sanchez

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Americans want the old America back. It was infinitely better

This post got over 100,000 Likes

“When I say I want everybody in this country to f*cking assimilate, what I mean is:

- I should be seeing no signs in this country that are in Spanish
- I should not be seeing no Muslims praying in public
- I should not be hearing the call the player prayer outside in public
- I should not be calling my tech support and this n*gga has an Indian accent. What the f*ck is going on?
- I should not be seeing any Chinatowns or Somali villages. If you want to do that bullshit, go back to your f*cking country. No ethnic enclaves in this hole”

“With US citizenship, if you're becoming a US citizen, you have to remove all other forms of citizenship —This country needs to look like the same way it was looking at the beginning, meaning everybody in this b*tch is only loyal to America, you speak f*cking English, you are Christian, converted to Christianity, or you respect that this is a Christian nation and you practice your other faith in private.”

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

Pam Bondi, the Epstein files, “aliens are real”… and what’s that other guy’s name again?

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

A $400K mortgage is now $3,000/month.

A $400K mortgage was $1,500/month in 2021.

$1,500 more each month for the same home.

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

Tim Dillon on Erika Kirk being Charlie Kirks handler 🤔