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@Bimbim_cat @cathod_lwcus In bimnastics?

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@paulkniest @DrCraigEmerson The pelvic thrusting shall be confined to the parliament house prayer room, as is tradition.

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@StuddertNatalie @DavidShoebridge It wont stop them from forming government, just look at the tire fire that is the opposition. Hopefully they'll see a drop in their primary vote and learn that they're just the least worst choice between the two.

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BREAKING: 🚨 SCENES FROM IRAN

They obviously need REGIME CHANGE

Whoops, actually, that’s AUSTRALIA defending lsraeI’s right to kiII children, nevermind 🤡

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@MikeCarlton01 @Raymartin55 I'm sure Penny will send a strongly worded letter, that'll probably do it.

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@belinduhpyne As we get closer to the next election, Ley will be replaced and the coalition will get back together and the more moderate boomers will cease paying lip service to PHON and vote L/NP as they've always done.

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@MikeCarlton01 You just know in his mind Sweden and Switzerland are the same thing

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@brook_the_mommy Bean had an thought!

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@feederofcats She looks like Jorts when someone put lemon in their shared water glass 😆

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@timruss2 If his Greenland obsession is actually about national security and fears of Russia or China taking it over, rather than stealing resources, he should be ecstatic about the increased military presence, right?

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@sarge_stan Gotta catch 'em all, Thurb, and she has no opposable thumbs!

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@MFWitches Once the troops are on the street, some numpty will start calling for peace walls around enclaves.

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@julianfeeld He might be on to something here. We train an AI to replace all company executives and use the money saved on their salaries to fund the social safety net.

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@glitter_nuggie @Bimbim_cat Quick, it's time to the bim while she eep!

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@lesstenny Surely there are less humiliating ways to retire from politics?

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@JortsTheCat Jorts, why do you have the "someone just took my temperature" stare?

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@lesstenny Her racist stunts are so boring and expected now that she can't even be bothered to come up with something new. She's a caricature of herself.

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@GingerLoafTigs @feederofcats Oh, the crimes Bitward will teach him...

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@julianfeeld What does this guy have against the internet's 5th favourite Ghostbusters podcast?

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@GingerLoafTigs It's true, that's why nature tries to burn us down every year