The Screw'd Report

Did my time working in #auspol. Know some stuff about grants, policy and projects. Would like a fairer Australia where the PM doesn't need an empathy coach.

[The Screw'd Report @auspollielagger]

Bill Shorten on #afternoonbriefing is on 🔥 saying the Feds leaving Aussies stranded overseas is 'cowardly' and 'morally reprehensible'. Pulling no punches on the mismanagement of the NDIS as well. It probably helped that he followed a woeful interview by Jane Hume.
#auspol

[The Screw'd Report @auspollielagger]

@mjrowland68 @ScottMorrisonMP So many words to say absolutely nothing.

[Kevin Rudd @MrKRudd]

When Voldemort attacks you, as has been my lot in recent days, you know you're doing OK. The two-bit thug responsible for locking up the Biloela kids, au pair visas for mates, attacking GP bulk-billing, boycotting the Apology & failing to bring our Afghan interpreters to safety.

[The Screw'd Report @auspollielagger]

Merit or the LNP cover up quota system?

[Victor Kline @victorklineTNL]

Kathryn Campbell, the top bureaucrat who oversaw the beginning of the unlawful $1.8 billion robodebt scheme has been promoted to heading Australia’s diplomacy as Secretary of the Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade. As always with the LNP, a promotion on merit. #TNL #auspol

[The Screw'd Report @auspollielagger]

@PRGuy17 Rort public funds

[The Screw'd Report @auspollielagger]

@davidbewart A Morrison

[The Screw'd Report @auspollielagger]

#MIAMorrison

[Ronni🧂Salt-WhoWroteGunnawahYeahThatOne @RonniSalt]

He was brought in to add to Morrison's optics of control.

His uniform & all he represents is a powerful psychological image of safety & security in Australian's minds.

If it was about operational rollout logistics let's be blunt - they'd have brought in the CEO of Toll.

[The Screw'd Report @auspollielagger]

@ScottMorrisonMP @catecamp @Patty_Mills #MIAMorrison

[The Screw'd Report @auspollielagger]

Simon Birmingham explaining why another LNP rort, not based on need and designed to influence the 2019 election, is just fine and dandy.
#Insiders #tosser

[Eddy Jokovich @EddyJokovich]

Why is the ABC able to find every disgruntled gym and cafe owner in Perth, Brisbane and Melbourne during their lockdowns, but can’t seem to find any in Sydney to whinge and complain about the @GladysB lockdown? #AUSPOL #SydneyLockdown

[The Screw'd Report @auspollielagger]

@PaulMeekPerth Not sure a word has been invented yet that enables that question to really be answered accurately

[The Screw'd Report @auspollielagger]

@tassiedevil Same. I got see or hear him anymore.

[The Screw'd Report @auspollielagger]

@johnlittle I'm there with you. I guess last year we didn't know the full extent of self serving incompetence and spin that was to come.

Who would have thought that a B grade ad man, sacked from previous positions under questionable circumstances wouldn't be PM material hey.

[The Screw'd Report @auspollielagger]

The bigger the fool the easier they are to manipulate...

[Ronni🧂Salt-WhoWroteGunnawahYeahThatOne @RonniSalt]

You know - and stay with me here - I'm starting to think Scott Morrison may be an average if not variably incompetent sales manager, who befriended the right people, agreed to follow the behests of the powerful fossil fuel and media moguls and is now totally out of his depth.

[The Screw'd Report @auspollielagger]

@RonniSalt I think you could be onto something here 🤔

[The Screw'd Report @auspollielagger]

@RonniSalt And I'd trust any one of those fish monger/green grocer spruikers more to run the country than this twat.

[Ronni🧂Salt-WhoWroteGunnawahYeahThatOne @RonniSalt]

Breaking:

James Hooke, a former boyfriend of the woman who alleged she was raped by Christian Porter told New South Wales police in a statement in March last year, that Mr Porter had boasted to him in the early 1990s that he had had sex with her.

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https://t.co/X39ABSti3V

[Paul Bongiorno @PaulBongiorno]

OMG Tge Morrison government’s tactic to avoid @abc730 just back fired spectacularly .. Queensland’s @AnnastaciaMP didn’t miss them on vaccine and international quarantine failure.

[The Screw'd Report @auspollielagger]

In today's session of 'Definitions of words from the dictionary' brought to you by the NSW Premier...

"whenever I use the word imminently I mean very soon"

Thanks Gladys.

#MorrisonLockdown #auspol #CaptainObvious