Austin Jesse Garcia

I'm not scared of anything, especially wolves. But if I ever met one, I'd be scared. NAU!!

[Austin Jesse Garcia @aussie_otter]

I hope none of you need it but just Incase you need to reach out:

Domestic Abuse (US): https://t.co/PBYWceMncu

Sexual Abuse and Violence (US): https://t.co/nidzAVMUhH

Domestic Abuse, Human Trafficking (US, Canada): https://t.co/W1CmOnGbjY or call 211

[Austin Jesse Garcia @aussie_otter]

@jk_rowling I have an amazing Harry Potter story idea if you’re interested to hear it

[Austin Jesse Garcia @aussie_otter]

Nothing is more satisfying then the nap you take after your last final

[Austin Jesse Garcia @aussie_otter]

Diomands are made under pressure

[Austin Jesse Garcia @aussie_otter]

@datassque Is it gay if my homie falls asleep in my arms?,??

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

You know you can Blockbuster and chill too. Netflix doesn’t own movie sex.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Renting a movie is a great way to distract yourself during a pregnancy scare.

[Austin Jesse Garcia @aussie_otter]

You know you're a strong independent king when you pay for all your own streaming services.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

The guy who refills our gumball machine fell off his scooter so please keep him in your prayers if you have a god.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

A big congratulations to the little league team we sponsored this year on their 4th place finish. What a fucking joke.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

The sign out front says "No Loitering" but seems like you guys read it as "Stand here and vape your dicks off."

[Austin Jesse Garcia @aussie_otter]

@abhi_thenomad
God damn I've been bumping Sex n' Drugs all weekend 🔥🔥

[Austin Jesse Garcia @aussie_otter]

I think @ladygaga is my new crush