Graham

Marketo and SFDC expert since '01. SaaS-freak + father

[Graham @aussiegporter]

@CoinbaseSupport Got this message via text/sms today. I’m in Australia and not a client of yours. Thought you’d like to know.

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@hsbc_uk absolutely worlds worst customer service trying to make an international payment from Australia.

I am a premier customer.

Absolutely awful. Woeful. Worst service.

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@DFDSUKUpdates How were we supposed to know this? We are here in a MASSIVE queue, we were here the required time beforehand to find queues of 4+h. And no communication.
Awful -indeed zero!- customer service.

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@josielawrence1 Yay. We are in. All the way from Sydney on wife’s birthday to see ya!

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@robertcastaneda @ZUrlocker I’ll let you two decide ….

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@ZUrlocker Next thing I know, you’re at their piano bashing out a tune or 2!

I told my daughters that story a few times.

At age 14 or so, we are booking into a hotel in Vietnam.
Daughter disappears … yep, found her at the piano. She does it all the time now.
#thanksfortheinspiration

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@ZUrlocker Hey Zack. You probably won’t recall this - but I wanted to share.
As a traveling Borland exec, it was my duty as marketing manager for AsiaPac to pick you up and get you to the hotel in Sydney.
I took you to the hotel desk, and was about to leave you when you disappeared.

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@ssharwood I have been to hundreds of stores and cafes and pubs and such over the last two years. Im a good citizen and believe QR process will help so I’m diligent.
In all that time I have received just two notifications of a contact. 2. Crazily low. I’m either lucky or this is broken

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@kyleplacy My (now) teenage kids remind me all the time about how I never finished reading them a bedtime story when they were little.
I would always fall asleep by about page 4 or 6.
I suspect it’s why they liked the Lion King movie - they got to see the ending!

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@gavquiz porters from willoughby - sydney!!

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@kyleplacy Yep, mine is attached to the outside of the house

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@RayFleming Yep ... I hate it when I go home to my house in Willoughby - only to find it’s been washed downstream to Canberra again.

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Hey @Tesla - I have taken delivery of a new 3-series today. I am in Sydney Australia. On pickup, the App failed to register my car as mine, I cant set up the keys, assign other people access etc.
Really want this post-sale thing sorted - but there's no-one to talk to! Help

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@maungle Cool! What did you say?

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@andrew_sf Give them a break
It’s not like they do this every year is it? Oh .. hang on ..

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@benjihyam Me to - i is a righter wot can wright

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@seekjobs Thanks - I have sent the dm

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Hey @seekjobs - can you answer my question on your support pages. I have asked TWICE now for you to change my company name ...

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@KKeneally @AusBorderForce Ffs - change the record, Kaneally ....

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@BrionyScott .. fun for junior school?

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Awesome local NSW business looking to get back on its feet. Any schools or church or community events looking for a great way to re-engage? https://t.co/ZqAkFCwVSU