Austin

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[Austin @aust3rs]

@wncwj @forbidnphoebe Just figured out from her original tiktok that yes she was cosplaying the ice age baby

[Austin @aust3rs]

First time in an apt w/ central A/C blasting 24/7 during this heat wave and my electric bill was only $75

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@decoystorrie Dm? got deleted

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@InfoTech1996 @MissIconic65762 @QualinHunter3 Interesting

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“Everything I hear ab this guy is against my will what no-“

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Oliver Tree has reportedly died at the age of 32.

He was among 5 others that died in an air vehicle crash in Rio.

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@esjesjesj Conservtards cancelling a restaurant for a drink.. okay

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@urbrayfriend @xezirsalad Dont gotta be mother teresa but you dont gotta be a whore (jk)

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@urbrayfriend @xezirsalad I did too but I wouldn’t promote it to the next gen of gays, yknow?

[Austin @aust3rs]

@urbrayfriend @xezirsalad Oh um… thats not.. sweetie

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The way I slam on my brakes so hard

[Spike @spikesguides]

POV you're already doing 30 over the limit in the slow lane and the fast lane is empty

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@creepydotorg How many exorcisms?

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@MichelDesmeule5 @ConsoomerLs I noticed on the security cam you didn’t enter the restroom, care to explain? (This has happened to me)

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@russianbikerr And they’re playing in your face here too

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@coloniasirenas @xcxbase Y’all are basically gen alpha but not quite, ya zalpha

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@NP__Oficial So we can sue her if the sun gives me skin cancer? Ok ok

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@HnryDefense @CircuitousMess @DemonessChara Last source is from the US department of Justice btw

[Austin @aust3rs]

@HnryDefense @CircuitousMess @DemonessChara Its white straight dudes 99% of the time

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@ownzezima @DemonessChara Snowflake