AussiePostDelays

The home of delayed & destroyed post. Still trying to work out why we deliver a third-world service in a first-world country. Might involve par*dy.

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@bbkittyx1 @MyLordBebo Oh, do fuck off.

~Janice

[PerthNow @perthnow]

Looking to get in on the FIFO lifestyle but not sure where to start? FIND OUT HERE: https://t.co/rq4w7ngbfV

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@buffyTVS13 @Ausbobsmit Rob doesn’t understand the meaning of permanent.

~ Barbara

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@firstfusilier We could buy it back at 4-5 times the cost.

~Betty

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@JoshGarlepp lol

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@CaraMia200 We’d have to deliver them first.

That’s not happening.

~Janice

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@JohnDiggler1 @traxmetax @edgemeta @rivaura @JaeMetaX @Ajmetax @OfficialPiQueen Just turn up and try it

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@KobieThatcher What culture?

~Janice

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@Freomental @WestAussieLeeds @perthnow Then you’d be forever voting.

As a country, we’re bloody good at useless.

~Janice

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@idlewildgirl There are a few wellness companies/individuals profiteering off this exact approach.

A growing concern. There needs to be regulations around this sort of shilling.

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Happy New Year, everyone.

We hope 2023 is your best year yet.

~Janice X

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@ecoproducer @Treasury_AU @AustralianLabor @fuwap15 @RobbieBarwick @TheRegional_au @JEChalmers @abcnews @RadioNational @OneNationAus @mattjcan @SenatorRennick @MRobertsQLD Oi, keep us out of this.

~Barry

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@JaneyGodley Get better soon. We love you here, Janey. X

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@PamAyres Absolutely ridiculous.

They’re making us look good.

~Betty

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@mysticmistakee @OOOMF_Rie Thank you for your tweet.

We’ve checked all of our sorting facilities, and we were unable to locate your beef.

Your item has been lost in transit. Please contact the sender.

~Barbara

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@MegaKaniSS @BenFordhamLive Thanks, Mega

~Sue

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@MrJetFighter Thank you for your message.

We’re away at the moment. We’ll reply upon our return*

~Management

*Between January -March 2026

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@scubaryan_ Sorry, Speed isn’t something we’re familiar with.

~Janice

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@newscomauHQ Unpredictable
Devastating
Killing

Oh, fuck off, you odious ghouls.

~Patty

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@breaker0ne9 @aaronsmith Fragile sticker or not, this is one we’d have purposely dropped.