@sethjaphillips Listen kid.. *takes drag from cig* You don’t know the truth about Juuls.. Juuls are the vice of vices. They were created to destroy. *exhales smoke* now get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’.
Two Amish men drinking spiked iced tea in a horse and buggy that had a 12-pack of Michelob Ultra sitting on top of it escaped police after being pulled over, deputies in Ohio say https://t.co/iZUaDfFilG
In 2019 I will:
🚫stop saying “Hi from Japan :)” anytime I pop up after entering a celebrity’s live video
🚫stop saying “Ow my dick!” Every time I drive over a speed bump
🚫stop swearing at insects
✅ start wearing cowrie shells in my hair like a true tropical man