big dubya

pizza boi, KTBFFH

[big dubya @aust_whit]

Can I get a refund on the year 2018? Cause it fucking sucked

[Touka ☄️💫 @HyakutakeTouka]

NGL seeing scalpers ruin themselves with this new Pokémon set is the BEST thing I've seen all year.

FUCK YOU SCALPERS it's exactly what you all deserve LMAO

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

Double Stuf Oreos aren't double stuffed. A high school math teacher in Queensbury, New York had his class weigh 10 of each kind, then weigh the plain wafers separately and subtract them out. Double Stuf came in at 1.86 times the filling of a regular Oreo. Mega Stuf came in at 2.68.

Nabisco said the recipe calls for double the creme and they weren't familiar with what happened in the classroom. Insider ran the same test later and got about the same number.

[Digital Pickaxe @LlcPickaxe]

When it’s 30th anniversary release day but you have to go to work..

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

we’ve delivered 489,297,478 pizzas since spurs last scored a premier league goal

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“John Mateer drops back”

Michigan’s defense:

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

"Is number 15 dead?"
"This isn't about him"

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Lessons from the day...

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

February: “I miss college football”
March: “I miss college football”
April: “I miss college football”
May: “I miss college football”
June: “I miss college football”
July: “I miss college football”
August: “I miss college football”
September: “fuck this team”

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[NASCAR O’Reilly Auto Parts @NASCAROReillyAP]

For KB.

[Pocono Raceway @PoconoRaceway]

Forever Rowdy.

Kyle Busch has been added to our Pocono Walk of Fame.

8 NASCAR National Series Wins at Pocono.
2-Time Cup Series Champion.
All-Time winningest NASCAR National Series Driver.

Thank You for the memories, Kyle - You will be missed.

[Kurt Busch @KurtBusch]

Thank you, everyone, for the well wishes, support, & love for my brother and our family. I reflect back on the days Kyle and I raced anything we could get our hands on.
I will forever be grateful for the memories we made, the lessons you taught me, and the brotherhood we shared.

[もりぴー @momoowxl]

これおもろすぎ笑

[NOS Energy Drink @NosEnergyDrink]

For Rowdy.

This weekend in Nashville, NOS Energy and @StenhouseJr honor Kyle Busch with a tribute paint scheme inspired by Rowdy’s iconic NOS Energy design.

A champion. A legend. Thank you for everything, Kyle.

#ForeverRowdy

[RCR @RCRracing]

Forever Rowdy. Thank you for every lap, every rivalry, and every memory.

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

A fitting tribute.

[Joey Ellis @Jellis1016]

An emotional pre race at the Coke 600. Kurt Busch lays down 8 flowers on the infield No. 8 for his late brother Kyle Busch. Not a dry-eye in the speedway.

[FOX: NASCAR @NASCARONFOX]

Thank you, Rowdy.

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

“Because you never know when the last one is”

- Kyle Busch, last week

Wow

[Michigan Men's Basketball @umichbball]

NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!