Austeen Osumah

Global citizen, Humanist, Father, God's Favourite ...
Addicted to Success!

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@9mobileng Please I have not been able to sub for data for 3 days now. What's the problem? I stay around Ijoko in Ogun state. Pls fix this.

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@izzy_ogbeide Which one be secret cult beret wey you dey parade?
Your fuulishness stinks

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@winexviv I am shocked by the dismal result WAEC awarded to my brilliant son. WAEC has successfully aborted the boy's dream of going to Uniben this year, his 261 Jamb score notwithstanding.
Sad.

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@Omojuwa Your tears go plenty.

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@_nonconformist1 @aonanuga1956 will soon respond as usual: "It's AI"

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@novieverest Hahahahahaha...
I can only laugh in Fulfude.
PO is the nightmare of every evil politician in Nigeria.

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@OlayinkaLere You rightly identified the common factor which is "problem"
It is that problem Nigerians need to uproot from our polity.
That problem is you, your wiked boss and the unholy mandate that y'all are standing on.
Yugerrit?

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@cuppymusic Na who be this one???

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@OfficialAzzaki It's a wishful thinking, probably inspired by Ekiti weed.

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@aonanuga1956 How has it affected the price of garri in the market or annihilate the hydra-headed security challenges in our country.
Were you born fuulish or you acquired it for your survival?

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@OlayinkaLere I hope you reported at the DSS office today?
Don't forget it's a weekly routine for you o.
Don't say nobody advised you.
By the way, hope you're in Ekiti to help your brother grab tomorrow's election?

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@osemagnum If I'm not mistaken, they call it broccoli or something that sounds like it.
If I'm told that my life depends on it, I will still not eat it.
Give me shoko, spinach, ugu and waterleaf & I will bless you.

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@HarmlessHQ He was just a regular, determined, hardworking young graduate who had mother luck on his side. And he never wasted any opportunity that came his way. His rise in the banking sector was phenomenal. He delivered his yearly targets in 3 months or less. He was unstoppable. Trusted.

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@ShehuSani Be specific sir.
Mention some countries.
Don't be afraid.

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@aonanuga1956 You lot are a bunch of jokers.
You invested so much energy and resources to track down the young, but can't track terrorists and bandits bcos they are your brothers.

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@jon_d_doe You thought of killing yourself?
Common, be a man.
Don't think about it, just Do It meeehn.
Are a weakling Yahoo boy?
Common, up your game & do it. Your granny will be alright

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@Pharmacio001 You forgot to add that Atiku the Atikulator, also has Cameroon and Niger to his advantage.
He is likely to garner nothing less than 22 million votes.
Efulefu

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@dammiedammie35 What did he smoke before entering the studio?

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@MobilePunch After spending 3 years in office as president he is still campaigning like someone in opposition.
What a collosal disaster

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@Nig_Farmer First off, it's called "banga soup", and not banger.
To each culture their delicacies. I can tell you for free that this delicacy has gone to Havard and back. Thank you.

[Austeen Osumah @austeen247]

@MasterBolaji @aonanuga1956 How many more dumb people are in your WhatsApp group?