austen

Fun guy

[WhitePeopleHumor @whitememejesus]

Me: “Soccer is gay and stupid”

Also me tonight when America plays:

[austen @austenrustice16]

@johnathan_zobel @SlangsOnSports @EliasSports way before my time unfortunately. been alive 22 years and have only seen them in the playoffs once

[austen @austenrustice16]

@BeyondTheHalo they aren’t firing suzuki after 30 games. as long as perry and arte are in the organization this team will go nowhere

[mimii. @mimiitalksss]

All-nighters after the age of 23

[austen @austenrustice16]

@PCK3RS

[austen @austenrustice16]

@BriskerSZN just knew this would come in handy

[silver chain cowboy @AgChainCowboy]

"We've got over 50 beers on tap." Amazing. Coors Light bottle, please.

[austen @austenrustice16]

@itsCooop this got me crying 😭😭😭

[YT @tolafolaa]

it’s been like 15 years i still ain’t gotten over this anakin shit

[austen @austenrustice16]

@zacobson she will understand

[austen @austenrustice16]

@PaytonHalas had me in my seat thinking damn that was a hell of a throw

[ً @onlysimpin]

jobs be so clingy... why you gotta see me 8 hours a day 5 days a week

[austen @austenrustice16]

@BookOfEli_NFL just nothing fun about watching the eagles

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

yes fighting will be allowed at my funeral

[austen @austenrustice16]

@LJ2ZAY_ @heykayadams you got me fucked up😭😭���