Austerity FC

Founding member of the Extraordinary Legue of Guernseymen and proud top 14 finisher 18/19 season. Open for trades 24/7

[Austerity FC @AusterityF]

Will @PonyFC1 freshen up (his squad) for poo na ni before this weekend?

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Saturday Premier League is back baby! Let's sign it off with a win against the in form @Al_Annon_FC

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👊👊👊💦💦💦

[Talk Norwich City @TalkNorwichCity]

This is Teemu Pukki’s world and we’re all living in it

[Austerity FC @AusterityF]

Summarise the international break in 4 words:

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@DisctatorshipFA @WTWPosh

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2 losses in a row

[Austerity FC @AusterityF]

As the lads prepare for our crucial encounter with @DisctatorshipFA, we caught up with an anonymous former ELG member who was expelled from the league by the man himself in August 2018.

His message to the lads was simple:

[Austerity FC @AusterityF]

Game day!!! ⚽️⚽️

[Austerity FC @AusterityF]

@DisctatorshipFA @Noble16Mark @WTWPosh We have consulted ELG legal counsel and their official response is "it's fine, wish @DisctatorshipFA would fuck off"

[Austerity FC @AusterityF]

ATTENTION ALL ELG MEMBERS.

Tune in from 3pm tomorrow to see
Austerity FC's new club captain @Noble16Mark throwing the reigning champion @WTWPosh down

Here's a sneak preview

[Austerity FC @AusterityF]

The captain is here!

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@DisctatorshipFA What's happening with this one then? We demand action!!

[Austerity FC @AusterityF]

Sliding up to 3rd as Yarmolenko delivers a crushing blow to Tiss's Totts this afternoon and the Austerity FC lads officially seal 3 wins in a row, topping their record from last season of 2 wins in a row!

#Believe
#TissOut
#OleOut

[Austerity FC @AusterityF]

Live preview of Austerity FC riding all over @PonyFC1 in the CK cup this weekend

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@FcStreetfood @DisctatorshipFA The Austerity FC view is that they should have to message a popular fantasy draft poll account requesting nudes

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@PonyFC1 @DisctatorshipFA We want blood!

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🐐

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Pukki vs Ronaldo (2018/19 onwards):

⚽ Goals: 43 vs 32
🎯 Assists: 11 vs 10
👏🏼 Match winners: 11 vs 8
2️⃣ Doubles: 8 vs 6
3️⃣ Hat tricks: 1 vs 2
😍 Open play goals: 41 vs 20

Will the real GOAT please stand up? 🐐

https://t.co/YCMfREFmxZ

[Austerity FC @AusterityF]

Gutted after last week's one point loss but the lads are raring to go and deliver this to @FcStreetfood tomorrow

[Will Schofield @WillSchofield]

Lol