Managed by a burly horsehead. Constantly scouring the FPL for the next Laurent Depoitre; patron saint of Cart horses. Always in the market for something #Pony
The club welcomed @jmcginn7 from @AusterityF and thank their manager for such generous transfer terms.
A peak behind the curtain of negotiations for our fans.
@AbstinenceFC had poor form with horses before today (see below), but like any addict had another roll of the dice. Unsurprisingly they lost.
On the bright side, they got a good romping, which they’ve needed given the long stint of abstaining. #TrustyLefty
Our inept manager pissed transfer opportunities up the wall, so it’s another rendition of the Club’s anthem this week.
https://t.co/AJd8WvwFTE
Pony in name, pony in nature #Pony
The Club are delighted to have secured @mattritchie services. We can’t disclose the full terms of the agreement but sugar cubes, hay and a couple of fillies were included. #Pony