PonyFC

Managed by a burly horsehead. Constantly scouring the FPL for the next Laurent Depoitre; patron saint of Cart horses. Always in the market for something #Pony

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

@DraftAnswers hi mate will you put a poll up of whether these will bang more or Jamie Vardy this season?

[FPL General @FPLGeneral]

I just looked out the window and no joke the clouds spelled out the word P O D E N C E. Unbelievable.

Tonight is his night.

[Joe Maguire @JoeMaguire8]

Shut a few people who the ain’t he? Silly muppets. 🤣⚽️

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

@MoiseKean10 champing at the bit to lift PonyFC into 10th from 10th today. Go well, lads.

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

@EperonsL @DyxelsicF got ridden good and proper last week, the ponies are on a late surge for glory

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

@EperonsL Needless to say this didn’t end well for the “Stars” of the ELG. Their players were ridden all weekend, see below.

#Pony

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

He's back. 🤩

@JMcGinn7 starts at Villa Park! 🙌

#AVLSHU #AVFC

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

The club welcomed @jmcginn7 from @AusterityF and thank their manager for such generous transfer terms.

A peak behind the curtain of negotiations for our fans.

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

We’re back.

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Flying into Friday like...💥

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

Nothing going on at The Stables. Cheltenham put half our squad out with the old #Corona - tweeting so as not to be fined.

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

Surely there’s a @vicenews on the big black guy meme by now?

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

Coronavirus comfortably doing more for our season than half of our woefully inept squad, Pony FC pick up a 0-0 draw this week.

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

An inspiring story, we’d kill to be as high as sixth. Unfortunately we’re fucking shit #Pony

[Allan Saint-Maximin @asaintmaximin]

🔥🔥🔥🥰

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

Curly-headed fuck takes victory. Our season brewing superbly for a late charge on 12th place. #Pony

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

Great to see the locals engage with @asaintmaximin

[Chris @chris_brennan91]

FUCKING HOWLING!!!! Watch the lad celebrate by getting his cock out and doing the helicopter!!!! 😂😂😂😂 #NUFC

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

50 points and a loss, our mules are back. #Pony

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

@AbstinenceFC had poor form with horses before today (see below), but like any addict had another roll of the dice. Unsurprisingly they lost.

On the bright side, they got a good romping, which they’ve needed given the long stint of abstaining. #TrustyLefty

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

Our inept manager pissed transfer opportunities up the wall, so it’s another rendition of the Club’s anthem this week.

https://t.co/AJd8WvwFTE

Pony in name, pony in nature #Pony

[PonyFC @PonyFC1]

The Club are delighted to have secured @mattritchie services. We can’t disclose the full terms of the agreement but sugar cubes, hay and a couple of fillies were included. #Pony