Abstinence FC

Founding member of the Extraordinary League of Guernseymen. FPL with a catholic edge. No trades before marriage! Club Chairman - Pope Francis (Coquelin)

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“Pay the man and he will score” - Psalms 23

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Hopefully he decides to start scoring again before this deal runs out. #gowithchrist

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Aye, Aye...

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5 loaves & 2 fish > Donner kebabs. @FcStreetfood

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Donkeys > Ponies @PonyFC1 #gowithchrist

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@FiveHeadFC1 Didn’t say his hail Mary’s clearly. Always maintain faith.

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@DisctatorshipFA @PonyFC1 Exclusive footage from the DICC’s meeting with their legal counsel earlier today.

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@PonyFC1 @tacticsboardtw @draft_fpl Our scouts have noticed this, and whilst we won’t get in to details, these issues will be addressed before our next fixture.

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Pleased to announce Will Hughes has signed for the club! Please see below for the only GIF we could find of him.

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@Al_Annon_FC From 0 wives to 9 wives, we hope it’s a fair game in which Jesus shows us the light and allows the greater religion and team to triumph. We hope @Al_Annon_FC have said their Hail Mary’s.

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Disappointing result for us against @AusterityF this weekend, after we got Pukkid. It happens, and can promise wholesale changes for the next fixture.

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Yo Pierre

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@FiveHeadFC1 Basically a winger for me

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@FiveHeadFC1 👀

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The 22-year-old would be the club's most expensive player in a reported £36m deal as Newcastle look for new blood up front. 💸

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@PovertyFc @petercrouch Whilst Abstinence FC, echo the sentiment and also wish Peter Crouch the best for the future, we feel this is a very disrespectful comment towards one of our key players of last season, Ashlea Barnes.

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Official club statement on Kieran Tierney speculation:
Obviously when a player of such pedigree and Roman Catholic background becomes available, links between the club and player are inevitable. However he’s not our player and we do not wish to comment further on his situation.

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Arsenal have had a £15m bid rejected for Celtic's Kieran Tierney - why do they want the defender and would he want to join the club?