Shireen Sampson

[Shireen Sampson @austetoile75]

#pmiac14

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

THE NEW 10 COMMANDMENTS

1 Laugh.
2 Read.
3 Say please.
4 Floss.
5 Doubt.
6 Exercise.
7 Learn.
8 Don't hate.
9 Cut the bullshit.
10 Chill.

[TheGreensWA @TheGreensWA]

Watch: @SenatorLudlam welcomes @TonyAbbottMHR to Western Australia. https://t.co/1djOh1hEy9 #wavotes #wapol

[TEDxPerth @TEDxPerth]

Can nature's designs prevent conflict with sharks? @hamishajolly's shark-repelling wetsuit at #TEDxPerth: http://t.co/lX6QSxYGnc

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

You can kill any shark that gets out of the sea and starts killing us in our natural habitat of streets and pubs and internet cafes. Deal?

[City of Perth @CityofPerth]

Where do jazzy songbirds go for New Year's? Find Harry Deluxe on stage at #PerthCityNYE singing retro hits from 9pm. http://t.co/wwHtPkepfA

[Scott Ludlam @Scottludlam]

abbot cancels all funding to enviro defenders offices; strike another blow for aggressive stupidity. donate here: http://t.co/uH2tfbYp6L

[Perth Coffeeologist @Coffeeologistwa]

An Australian Christmas. TURN BACK THE SLEIGHS! SEND THE ELVES TO AN OFF SHORE PROCESSING FACILITY!!

[Partner&Prosper @PartnerProsper]

Yea, love this one "It is better to go slow in the the right direction than to go fast in the wrong direction" @simonsinek #whoknew!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

New Trailer for Muppets Most Wanted! http://t.co/A1KuqgjVgY

[Richard Branson @richardbranson]

You will never have to think #outsidethebox if you never let anyone build one around you http://t.co/lRL2sBi60k

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Jews, Christians and Muslims all worship the same God. I'm like pie: Sometimes plain, and sometimes Allah mode.

[Charlie Pickering @charliepick]

Really @Myer_MyStore ? You said this out loud?
http://t.co/TMsy6tkPJ8

[Lisa-M Scaffidi @LisaScafPerthLM]

Kia ora New Zealand

I just wish we had a parliament in Aus' or congress in the US as open & free as NZ

Everyone deserves happiness👬👭👬👭👬👭👬👭

[People with Disability Australia (PWDA) @PWDAustralia]

Great news! The NDIS Bill has today been passed by parliament. http://t.co/fkdqLhMpZ6

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck it, I'm resigning too.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

.@TheTweetOfGod so if being Pope is being married to you, does that count as a gay marriage? Come to think of it, what gender are you?