caucasian canelo

certified instant pot operator | he/himbo

[joe bro @jbromovies]

Me and this caniac combo im about to order

[THE RENDON ZONE @haloweezy]

Mom came in clutch

[𝙍𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙋𝙡𝙨𝙒𝙞𝙣 @onemorestrike]

the baseball gods really gave us the greatest packwatch of all time

[Chadkasa @WomanWearingRed]

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his vest now he takes off her dress now let it snoooow

[caucasian canelo @austhekas]

need

[ash @tripnf4ll]

Well yes!

[Evan Grant @Evan_P_Grant]

Wasn’t there some duo from the same team that finished 2-3 in MVP voting this season? I seem to recall that happening

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

You should be able to file for disability if you eat too big of a lunch

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

They got rid of the panty raid SpongeBob episode

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Celebrating Thanksgiving by drinking 100 beers and making peace with my enemies.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

After Bin Laden was killed, a teacher told us they buried his remains at sea and another kid just nodded and said "Like Megatron"

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Another week, another giveaway!

Repost for a chance to win this Mitch Garver signed baseball and World Series Champions hat.

[catie turner @hashtagcatie]

the chilis baby back ribs jingle stays ON during sex

[Christopher Fittz @apoplecticfittz]

Eric Nadel collapsing into his seat after making the call that was the culmination of a life spent bringing the Texas Rangers to life for us is perhaps the definitive moment for what we are as Rangers fans. Bless him and thank you, Levi, for bringing us this gift.

[caucasian canelo @austhekas]

WE'RE NOT DREAMING

[Joe Wright @Sctvman]

The winning World Series clinching call for Eric Nadel and the @rangers.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

[caucasian canelo @austhekas]

they fucking did it.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Went and took it.